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Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'
Unfortunate Sky Diving Partner.
Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate
Rhinoplasty"I think I'd like this one."
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'Doubles are easy. When they serve, just charge the net.'
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'He got game.'
"My parents would die if they knew I was involved with a rhinoceros."
Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.
"They may seem slow and peaceful, but don't underestimate their anti-American rage."
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"I'm serious, I've never had to buy a belated birthday card."
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"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."
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"I always come before the mating season begins!"
"Maybe I shouldn't have given up on my rhinoceros career..."
'The blasty libeccio fleyed the keitloa.'
Pay Cash Here and Charge Here.
"Just because I have thick skin doesn't mean I'm not sensitive."
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A possible reason we don't see many rhino portraits.
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'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'
"I suppose I could forget...for the right price!"
"Sure, elephants never forget, but sometimes we can use a little help."
Rupert was only ever interested in the big picture...
"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."
'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'