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"We had a great summer! Seven hundred and fifty thousand of us shared a house in the Hamptons."
Tags:bug, bugs, infest, infests, infested, infestation, infestations, vermin, vermins, insect, insects, roach, roaches, cockroach, cockroaches, bug problem, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, squeamish, summer, summer vacation, summer holiday, creepy, scale, scaled, perspective, perspectives, centipede, centipedes, hamptons, talking animal, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize
"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"
Tags:animal, animals, zebra, zebras, lion, lions, mane, manes, jungle, jungles, savannah, savannahs, africa, african, safari, safaris, prey, preys, predator, predator, king of the jungle, familiar, familiar joke, famous joke, famous jokes, irony, ironic, dramatic irony, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize
"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"
Tags:fashion, fashionable, fashions, costume, costumes, costumed, animal, animals, costumed animals, dress up, dress-up, dog, dogs, pet, pets, domestic animals, domestic pet, domestic pets, reality, madness, mad, animal fashion, cute, cutesy, cuter, silly, silliness, silly outfit, outfits, talking animals, talking animal, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize, owner, owners, pet owner, pet owners
'"I'll admit it looks strange, but that Mr. Ed turned out to be one tough prosecutor!"
Tags:legal, legality, judiciary, law, courts, court, courtroom, judge, defendant, prosecutor, defense, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, prosecutions, equestrians, horse, horses, equestrian, professional, lawyer, jury, swung the jury, impressed, impressive, expectation, exceeded expectations, convinced, earned his keep, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphised, anthropomorphized, anthropomorphize, absurd, no horsing around, horsing around
"I need some assistance here."
Tags:dog, dogs, pup, pups, canine, canines, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner, dog owners, dog food, meat, meat grinder, meat grinding, assist, assisting, assistance, meal prep, meal preparation, cook, cooking, short, too short, small, too small, responsible, responsibility, maturity, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphize
"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"
Tags:horse, horses, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize, anthropomorphise, horsey, horse face, horse faced, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, hospital, hospitals, examination, appointment, appointments, surgeon, surgeons, get well, get well soon, bad news, be the bearer, bearer of bad news, friend, confidant, absurd, surreal, strange
"Who here likes impressions?"
Tags:animal, talking animals, talking animal, stand up, stand up comedy, comedy, comedian, comedians, parrot, parrots, impressions, impression, impersonate, impersonates, impersonation, impersonations, parroting, parroted, parrotted, parrotting, polly, polly wanna cracker, cracker, polly want a cracker, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize, stage, stage show, show, shows, comedy show, comedy bar, play on words, word play, word-play, pun, punny
Peacock Working Out But With Feathers And Band
Tags:gym, gyms, gym rat, gym rats, peacock, peacocks, vain, vanity, beauty, beautiful, health and beauty, bird, birds, flex, flexing, muscle, bodybuilder, bodybuilding, muscles, mating rituals, animal, animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphize, anthropomorphism, flashy, show off, showing off, show-off
"Well, this is getting us exactly nowhere."
Tags:panda, pandas, panda bear, panda bears, science, scientist, scientists, bear, bears, observation, observing, taking notes, note taking, zoologist, zoologists, zoo, zoos, anthropomorphize, anthropomorphise, breeding program, breeding programs, conservation program, conservation programs, conservationist, conservationists
"I treat you like a dog, Henry, because you are a dog."
"Damn global warming! You'll have to put it in the freezer."
Tags:ice, ice cap, ice cap melting, global warming, polar bear, polar bears, seal, freeze, climate, sun, warming planet, climate change, freezer, freeze, polar, ice caps, ice, atmosphere, emissions, greenhouse gas, greenhouse effect, relationship, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphize, north pole, arctic, arctic ocean, arctic circle, fossil fuels, glacier retreat, permafrost, sea ice, bear, polar, fresh, refrigerate, refrigeration
Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."
"I love my master, but if I have to watch him play one more video of dogs loving the family cat...I'm leaving home!"
Tags:pets, pet, dog, dogs, cat, cats, cat video, cat videos, streaming video, streaming videos, pet video, pet videos, stream, streams, streaming, canine, canines, feline, felines, expectation, expectations, high expectation, high expectations, unrealistic expectations, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphize, dog videos, dog video, online video, online videos, internet video, internet videos
'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'
'Get in! No time to explain!'
'I am a mouse and, at the risk of stating the obvious, I can talk.'
'Mom, it's doing it again'
'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'
'If there is an unlimited supply of something, it tends to be under appreciated. Perhaps one advantage of mortality is that it makes our time finite and, therefore, gives it value. . . Hey! I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'
Small feral human poops on large anthropomorphized bird.
Wash Me! (dirty car acting smarthy)
Warning: Rampant anthropomorphism next 4 miles
Fly mugger mugging with fly swatter.
Cat buying fish from gumball machine.