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"You're not thinking about redecorating again, are you?"
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The Great Screen Of Japan
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The Piano Dreams Of Home
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"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."
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Welcome to the Adirondacks.
"Next session, I get the Eames and YOU get the Stickley."
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"I didn't catch it, Haskins--I bought it. Which is precisely the point."
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'I'll take it!'
'Now to find a cheap sofa to match.'
"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."
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The man who bought a sofa that was not in a sale.
"In the store it was kitschy - in my apartment it was tacky."
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"By the time we move all the pillows, I'm too tired for sex."
"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"
Tags:furniture, decoration, decorating, interior decoration, modern life, modern attitudes, modern times, sofa, sofa, armchair, armchair, settee, settees, consumer, consumers, consumerism, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, commercialism, bigger is better, bigger is best, greed, greedy, extravagance, extravagant, over do, over-do, ostentation, ostentatious, purchase, shop, shoppers, shopping, shopper, the bigger the better, supersize, super-size, advertising, advertisement, power of advertising, tiny people, relative size, furnishings, home furnishings
"Do you have anything with more back support?"
"Don't get the wrong idea, but I think I should tell you that all my furnishings are from Ikea."
"George, I don't know how you're going to take this, but I've grown tired of modern."
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Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.
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"I love what you've done with the place."
Armchair Is Highly Decorated
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'I've misplaced everything.'
"These instructions are useless. Keep up the good work."
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'Do you have to bash the furniture with that thing?'