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'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'
'Sir, are you regurgitating food from outside the theater?'
Previews: They get longer and longer until. . . there is no movie.
"Well, I guess that was a family movie. If your family is a bunch of violent, psychotic sociopaths."
"He says you should only charge him half price!"
"During recessions, people flock to the movies as a form of escape...So me staying as long as three months."
"These 3-D movies are getting more and more realistic!"
"If there's anything meaningful or worthwhile in this movie, the whole evening will have been for nothing."
"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"
"Do you need to have seen the first two thousand and forty eight?"
"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"
Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.
Texas Wood Chipper Massacre
"The kid's report on the video he watched third period? Is this what you call dinner and a movie?"