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"I'm not talking about your Abominable Snowman, mister—I'm talking about that diamond tiara!"
Tags:abominable snowman, yeti, yetis, bigfoot, smuggle, smuggles, smuggling, smuggler, smugglers, tiara, tiaras, diamond, diamonds, jewel, jewels, jewelry, jewellery, airport, airports, airport security, customs, customs officer, customs officers, u.s. customs, suspicious, suspiciousness, profile, profiles, profiling, valuable, valuables, crown, crowns
'Either he really likes you, or you're under arrest.'
"It's marzipan pigs."
Tags:customs, border agent, border agents, marzipan, pig, pigs, drug, smuggle, smuggles, smuggling, smuggler, smugglers, candy, candies, sweets, drug enforcement, drug-sniffing, dog, dogs, k-9, k-9s, law enforcement, law enforcer, law enforcers, suspicious, suspicious package, suspicious packages, airport, airports, internation flight, international flights, banned item, banned items, banned goods
"You're getting warmer."
A sniffer bear locates smuggled honey at an airport
Nothing to Declare: 'Are we there yet?'
Ban budgie smugglers
Tags:budgie, budgies, parakeet, parakeets, budgerigars, birds, smugglers, smuggling, swimming suit, swimming suits, budgie smuggler, budgie smugglers, summer wear, summerwear, protest, protests, bathing suit, bathing suits, budgerigar, bird, swimwear, swimwears, smuggler, bathers, togs, animal, animal rights, beach, summer, australia, protest
Not expected to pass through Customs...
Drug Deal Gone Right IV
Tags:immigration control, immigration, immigrant, immigrants, smuggle, smuggles, smuggling, smuggled, russian doll, russian dolls, foreigner, foreigners, illegal immigrant, undocumented, undocumented worker, undocumented workers, refugee, refugees, flee, flees, fleeing, fled, smuggler, smugglers, airport security
"Either he really likes you, or you're under arrest."
"Then bring a smaller gun next time."
Tags:gun, guns, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, smuggling, smuggler, smugglers, smuggle, instrument, instruments, musical instrument, musical instruments, violin case, cello case, cases, instrument cases, instrument case, hidden, concealed weapon, concealed weapons, contraband, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mob, mafia, suspicious, criminal, criminals, gun control, too big, oversized
Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.
"Boy...you Customs and Excise guys are getting REALLY tough with late payers, aren't you....?"
"Sorry I'm late, but the CIA had me confused with another Arvin V. Ritely, and I was questioned about smuggling arms into Peru."
'Sorry, I'm late, but the databank had me confused with another Arvin K Wheatley and I was questioned by the authorities about smuggling arms into Afghanistan.'
"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).
'I got caught smuggling 12 cases of fortified wine into the country. WIll I be deported?'
"There's not much I can do about a gopher with cartel connections."
Tags:animal, animals, gopher, gophers, rodent, rodents, tunnel, tunnels, underground, smuggling, smuggler, smugglers, drug, drug trafficking, drug trafficker, drug traffickers, drug dealer, drug dealers, dealing drugs, cartel, cartels, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, gang, gangs, mafia, connection, connections, exterminator, exterminators, pest control, pest management, pest, pests, dangerous, risky, property, properties, real estate
'Sorry for checking but we were tipped off that trucks may be trying to smuggle illegal immigrants across the border.'
Entering California - no drugs - no illegal plants - no satirical or sarcastic literature.
'Ramming speed sailor.'
'Stop the illegal trade in exotic birds.'
'Um two adults, that'll be $18.'
"Captain, the driver convinced me that the shipment was completely legal."