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'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'
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A man walks through the desert on a landline.
"I love you, you big fool."
"Harrington challenges himself every day."
The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,
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"After months of partisan bickering, Congress has finally agreed to put a Slinky on an escalator and see if it goes forever."
"Don't be a fool!"
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"We found the spare key under the welcome mat."
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"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."
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"What foolish things remind you of me?"
"Yes, you're squirrelly."
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'Electronic correspondence is hurting our business. You can read more about this in the e-mail I'll be sending out tomorrow.'
Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!
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"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."
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"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."
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"Say - here's a way to fool all of the people all of the time."
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"You fool! Those boots were made for walking!"
"'Twas always folly, dear cousin. A humble parsnip could never be wed to an aubergine."
'I know I said you are using the wrong mortar, but!...'
"The King of the Squirrels will see you now, but don't expect too much, he is, afterall, the King of the Squirrels."
"I'd look foolish if I gave in."