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"Screens out harmful ultraviolet rays, conditions skin, repels insects, won't wash off while swimming, will not stain most fabrics. Warning: Contact with eyes, ears, nose, or mouth may be fatal."
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"I've been smoking all my life and it's never done ME any harm..." "But you're only 25."
Cards: Get Well, Cover Your Mouth When You Sneeze.
"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi
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Sun may cause cancer.
"Large, double sausage, extra cheese? Buddy, for a pie like that we need a note from your HMO."
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'If it has a 'G' next to it, it'll give you a little gas; a 'B' will cause some belching; 'N' may create a bit of nausea...'
Health warning - This job will lead you to drink.
'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'
"And would you put the heading.... 'PLEASE DON'T DO THIS...NEVER DO THIS' in capitals."
The smoking Gun
'That's nothing,,,my pack's got Keith Richard's face on it'
Drug dealer says: 'Please enjoy responsibly.'
"I told you dairy was bad for your diet!"
Man's T-shirt says: 'PROTECT YOUR EYES: Never look directly at pale legs.'
'How do you think they put the health warning on it?'
Watch Your Step.
'We make sure we cover everything to avoid a lawsuit.'
Eels - Health & Safety Notice: Slippery when wet.
Latest from the Courts on Speech: Cigarette Packs are People too.
"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."
Health And Safety Executive Guide Books.
Bert escalates his war on inanity: Warning! Actually saying LOL will be hazardous to your health.
'My wife knitted it for me.'