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"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"
Tags:taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, space, moon, moons, astronaut, astronauts, brooklyn, new york, new york cabs, inconvenient, illogical, sensible, no sense, distance, distances, big cheese, taxi cab, ridiculous, unfair, relatable, annoy, annoying, annoys, annoyed, drive, driver, taxi driver, taxi drivers, unreasonable
"I know a guy who does amazing things with water."
Tags:doctor, doctors, treat, treatment, treating, treats, treated, examination, examine, examines, recommend, recommendation, gp, general practitioner, g.p., personal physician, suggest, suggesting, plastic surgery, profit, profiteering, unhelpful, fire, fires, hair, hairs, flaming, flames, redhead, redheads, absurd, ridiculous
"You look ridiculous."
Tags:tree, trees, nature, wood, woods, forest, forests, hat, hats, fashions, style, styles, personal style, personal styles, fashion sense, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, trend, trends, following trends, fedora, fedoras, hipster, hipsters, modern life, modern fashion, modern fashions, ridiculous, looking silly, looking ridiculous, embarrassing, embarrass, embarrassed
"By Jove, you've got it! Unprofessional, clingy, boorish, volatile, fake-macho and weirdly desperate -- a handshake patently your own, Mr. Trump."
Tags:criminal, criminals, investigation, investigations, detective, detectives, police, policing, policed, shot, shooting, shoots, murder, murders, chalk, figure, outline, outlines, suspect, suspects, crime scene, crimes, unexpected, surprise, shoot, shootings, absurd, ridiculous, art, criminal, criminals, chalk fight
"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."
Tags:silly, silliness, spontaneous, spontaneity, silly hat, silly hats, hat, hats, headwear, head wear, uptight, ridiculous, ridiculousness, fashion, fashionable, tacky, tackiness, live in the moment, lives in the moment, living in the moment, upper class, upper classes, upper crust, leisure time, free time, let loose, lets loose, letting loose
"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"
Tags:husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, infidelity, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, disloyal, cheat, cheater, cheaters, caught cheating, two timing, two timer, two timers, adulterer, adulterers, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, couples counselling, marriage counselling, divorce, divorcing, divorced, ridiculous, accusation, accusations, paranoid, worried
Overcrowded Schools: Three Proposals.
Tags:overcrowding, overcrowds, satire, satirical, solution, solutions, school, schools, high school, high-school, middle school, middle-school, junior school, junior-schools, teach, teaching, teachers, educate, education, educations, idea, ideas, ridiculous, proposal, proposals, underfunded, funding, funds, money, underfund, budget, budgets, education budget, overpopulation, overpopulated
Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?
Tags:fashions, fashion, fashionable, faux pas, fashion faux pas, tie, ties, crazy tie, crazy ties, loud, loud tie, ridiculous, gaudy, wide, men's fashion, men's, mens fashion, fashion for men, for men, cry for help, signs, signal, signals, signalling, signalled, insecurity, insecure, business casual, business wear, men's wear, mens wear, cry, help
Untested Egg Recipes.
"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."
Tags:nuke, nukes, nuking, nuclear, bomb, bombs, h bomb, hydrogen bomb, nuked, hat, hats, fashion, fashions, functional, functions, multipurpose, nuclear weapon, nuclear weapons, warhead, nuclear warhead, nuclear warheads, army, military, air force, technology, technologies, cold war, destructive, ridiculous, absurd
"I remember when they used to give you stationary cubicles!"
Tags:offices, office workers, office worker, office cubicle, office cubicles, cubicle, cubicle, corporate office, corporate offices, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, stationary, inconvenient, inconvenience, impractical, impracticality, ridiculous, budget cuts, budget cut, employee neglect, inconsiderate, financial difficulty, financial difficulties
"We're no longer standing in the wind, Roger."
Tags:fish, fishes, goldfish, goldfishes, fish bowl, fish bowls, order, orders, ordering, ordered, pet, pets, owner, owners, stay, stays, staying, stayed, ridiculous, silly, pointless, absurd, futile, futility, unnecessary, silly, stupid, trivial, irrelevant, irrelevance, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
How to Tell if a Country Has the Bomb
Tags:bomb, h bomb, h-bomb, a-bomb, a bomb, atom bomb, hydrogen bomb, nuke, nukes, nuclear weapon, nuclear, weapon, nuclear weaponry, missile, missiles, icbm, intercontinental ballistic missile, inter continental ballistic missile, womd, weapons of mass destruction, weapons of mass-destruction, weapon of mass destruction, government, governments, ethic, ethical, ethics, ethically, moral, morals, morality, politic, political, politically, political commentary, parody, parodies, ridiculous, absurd, military, war, warfare, nuclear warfare, tech, technology, technological advancements, modern warfare, modern war
T.S. Eliot calendar.
The sublime, the ridiculous.
"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."
Tags:beauty, beautiful, pageant, pageants, beauty pageant, beauty pageants, miss missouri, miss california, miss, state, states, competition, competitions, aspiration, aspiration, dream, dreams, goal, goals, aim, aims, impossible, nonsensical, illogical, paradox, paradoxical, senseless, outlandish, ridiculous, stupid, unintelligent, resident, residents, missouri, california
New I.R.S. Guidelines
Tags:i.r.s., irs, internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxed, tax return, hm revenue and customs, hmrc, her majesties revenue and customs, deductible, deductibles, money, regulation, regulations, regulate, regulated, regulates, tax deductions, deductions, ridiculous, overmanaged, overbearing, accountant, accountants, tax returns, government, governments, govern, governing, governs
'Earn Dollars a Day by Doing Absolutely Nothing!'
Tags:dollar, dollars, earn, earning, money, monies, ad, adverts, advertising, unbelievable, scam, scams, lazy, work, working, deal, deals, job, jobs, businesses, easy, simple, catch, no catch, magazine, magazines, sensational, sensationalize, sensationalise, sensationalizes, senationalises, ridiculous, zine, zines, scamming, scams, false advertising
Tags:icecream, icecreams, ice-cream, ice-creams, icecream cone, icecream cones, ice-cream cone, ice-cream cones, sprinkles, icecream sprinkles, ice-cream sprinkles, ice cream, ice creams, ice cream cone, ice cream cones, immature, immaturity, silly, silliness, ridiculous, slur, slurring, childish, childishness, pronunciation, mispronunciation, mis-pronunciation, mispronounce, mis-pronounce, garble, garble, couple, couples, husband and wide, goofing off, goofing around, goofball, mess around messing around
Mime Celebrity Roast
Tags:roast, roasts, roasting, celebrity roast, celebrity roasts, mime, mimes, miming, pantomime, pantomimes, celebrity, celebrities, gesture, gestures, gesturing, charades, silent, silence, clown, clowns, insult, insults, insult comic, insult comics, ridicule, ridicules, ridiculing, ridiculous, point, points, pointing, pointing a finger, pointing the finger
A Respite Between Courses
Tags:play with your food, playing with your food, restaurant, dining, fine dining, fine-dining, food, foodie, food blog, food blogger, food bloggers, respite, break, breaks, interval, intervals, course, courses, three course, crazy, go crazy, goof, goofing off, goof off, mess, messy, make a mess, ridiculous, eating out, out to eat
'Psst... Tell me about your 'obscene dividend' fund.'
'Sure I said get some bark for the garden, but this is ridiculous!'