Loan Departments Cartoons and Comics

"We can strike the clause that allows us to take your firstborn male child if you miss a payment. It's really just in there because people expect it to be."

'So you'd like to roll over your 401k into an annuity, is that right?'

Loan Department. Please grovel in.

Reverse mortgages

"This is not sex, Mr. Fradkin. 'No' means 'no'."

"Did I get this right?? You can't pay the installments but we can't impound your house because it got eaten up?!"

"You have a serious pre-existing condition...your credit score."

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

"I need to borrow just enough to feel good about myself."

You want the money for a house? Boring! Come back when you need it for something cool, like a speedboat.'

"Yes, you have given me a large sum of money in the past... Admittedly, I was brandishing a sawn-off shotgun at the time."

'Sorry, Ma'am, but we don't have a loan department.'

'Loan department.' - 'Say please.'

BANK LOAN DEPARTMENT, 'I don't usually do this, but I'm going to refer you to a pawnbroker.'

BANK LOAN DEPARTMENT, 'I don't usually do this, but I'm going to refer you to a pawnbroker.'

BANK LOAN DEPARTMENT, 'I don't usually do this, but I'm going to refer you to a pawnbroker.'

LOAN DEPARTMENT, 'I'm on welfare -- can I borrow against the equity in THAT?'

LOAN DEPARTMENT, 'I'm on welfare -- can I borrow against the equity in THAT?'

LOAN DEPARTMENT, 'I'm on welfare -- can I borrow against the equity in THAT?'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"I'm sure they're very nice kidneys, madam...but we simply can't take your organs as collateral for a loan!"

"Just look at the interest rate! And I always thought bank robbery involved using a gun!"