Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"We can strike the clause that allows us to take your firstborn male child if you miss a payment. It's really just in there because people expect it to be."
Tags:
loan department, loan departments, loan, loans, debt, debts, loan contract, loan contracts, borrower, borrowers, lender, lenders, loan officer, loan officers, loan applicant, loan applicants, loan application, loan applications, loan repayment, loan repayments, firstborn, firstborns, first born, first child, penalty, penalties, banker, bankers, bank, banks'So you'd like to roll over your 401k into an annuity, is that right?'
Tags:
dog, dogs, canine, dog behaviour, canine behaviour, dog behavior, canine behavior, pet, pets, loan, loans, annuity, finance, finances, annuities, canines, bank, banks, loan, loans, loan department, loan departments, dog trick, dog tricks, obedience training, banker, bankers"Did I get this right?? You can't pay the installments but we can't impound your house because it got eaten up?!"
You want the money for a house? Boring! Come back when you need it for something cool, like a speedboat.'
"Yes, you have given me a large sum of money in the past... Admittedly, I was brandishing a sawn-off shotgun at the time."
Tags:
banks, bank, banker, bankers, loan department, loan departments, loans departments, managers, armed robberies, bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, bank robberies, loan, loans, loans department, manager, robbery, armed robbery, robber, financial, economy, lending, lender, borrowers, lenders, borrower'Loan department.' - 'Say please.'
Tags:
mortgage, mortgages, loan, loans, bank, banks, banker, bankers, bank loan, bank loans, loan department, loan departments, manners, polite, politeness, good manners, humiliating, humiliation, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, begs, begged, please, p qsBANK LOAN DEPARTMENT, 'I don't usually do this, but I'm going to refer you to a pawnbroker.'
Tags:
bank, banks, banker, bankers, loans, pawnbrokers, pawn brokers, pawn, pawn shop, pawn shops, referal, referrals, debt, debts, loan, lend, refer, pawnbroker, pawn, broker, loan department, loan departments, bank loan, bank loans, money problem, money problems, financial problemsBANK LOAN DEPARTMENT, 'I don't usually do this, but I'm going to refer you to a pawnbroker.'
Tags:
bank, banks, banker, bankers, loans, pawnbrokers, pawn brokers, pawn, pawn shop, pawn shops, referal, referrals, debt, debts, loan, lend, refer, pawnbroker, pawn, broker, loan department, loan departments, bank loan, bank loans, money problem, money problems, financial problemsBANK LOAN DEPARTMENT, 'I don't usually do this, but I'm going to refer you to a pawnbroker.'
Tags:
bank, banks, banker, bankers, loans, pawnbrokers, pawn brokers, pawn, pawn shop, pawn shops, referal, referrals, debt, debts, loan, lend, refer, pawnbroker, pawn, broker, loan department, loan departments, bank loan, bank loans, money problem, money problems, financial problemsLOAN DEPARTMENT, 'I'm on welfare -- can I borrow against the equity in THAT?'
Tags:
panhandle, panhandler, beg, beggar, begs, beggars, homelessness, vagrant, vagrants, employment, employments, unemployed, unemployment, job, tramp, tramps, bum, bums, homeless, welfare, borrow, equity, loan department, bank, banks, loans, loan departments, borrowingLOAN DEPARTMENT, 'I'm on welfare -- can I borrow against the equity in THAT?'
Tags:
panhandle, panhandler, beg, beggar, begs, beggars, homelessness, vagrant, vagrants, employment, employments, unemployed, unemployment, job, tramp, tramps, bum, bums, homeless, welfare, borrow, equity, loan department, bank, banks, loans, loan departments, borrowingLOAN DEPARTMENT, 'I'm on welfare -- can I borrow against the equity in THAT?'
Tags:
panhandle, panhandler, beg, beggar, begs, beggars, homelessness, vagrant, vagrants, employment, employments, unemployed, unemployment, job, tramp, tramps, bum, bums, homeless, welfare, borrow, equity, loan department, bank, banks, loans, loan departments, borrowing"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"
Tags:
cinema, cinemas, date, dates, date night, date nights, loan, loans, loan department, loan departments, credit, cinema trip, cinema trips, popcorn, popcorns, soda, sodas, debt, debts, expense, expensive, expenses, rising prices"I'm sure they're very nice kidneys, madam...but we simply can't take your organs as collateral for a loan!"
Tags:
loan, loans, loan department, loan departments, collateral, bank loan, bank loans, bank account, bank accounts, loan application, loan applications, loan officer, loan officers, kidney, kidneys, loan collateral, loan collaterals, bank, banks, lender, lenders, loanshark, loansharks, loan shark, loan sharks"Just look at the interest rate! And I always thought bank robbery involved using a gun!"