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"I'm not talking about your Abominable Snowman, mister—I'm talking about that diamond tiara!"
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"Look! Stem cells and Lipitor from Uncle Henri in Quebec."
Tags:medical advance, medical advances, canada, canadian, healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare systems, health care, socialized medicine, socialised medicine, government healthcare, prescription, prescriptions, prescription price, prescription prices, drug, medication, medications, medical fee, medical fees, medical expense, medical expenses, smuggle, smuggles, smuggling, drug trade, american healthcare
"It's marzipan pigs."
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Good immigration control
Nothing to Declare: 'Are we there yet?'
Not expected to pass through Customs...
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'I had to throw all those cakes you've been sending because you keep leaving sharp implements in them.'
"I smuggled in some liquor like you asked me to ? inside the little chocolates."
"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).
'Sorry for checking but we were tipped off that trucks may be trying to smuggle illegal immigrants across the border.'
"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"
Tags:noah, noahs ark, noah's ark, two by two, zebra, zebras, horse costume, horse costumes, horse suit, horse suits, zebra suit, zebra suits, smuggle, smuggles, smuggling, stowaway, stowaways, stow away, stow aways, hide, hides, hiding, hidden, ark, arks, deceive, deceives, deception, deceptions, pair, pairs, extinct, extinction, extinctions
'Customs have busted Happy and Dopey, act like you're not with them.'
'Stop the illegal trade in exotic birds.'
'Um two adults, that'll be $18.'
"Captain, the driver convinced me that the shipment was completely legal."
"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."
"You should never smuggle a phone in without first switching off 'vibrate'."
Tags:prison, prisons, jail, jails, gaol, gaols, prisoner, prisoners, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, smuggler, smugglers, smuggling, smuggle, smuggles, prohibited items, prohibited item, contraband, contrabands, vibrate, vibration, vibrations, vibrating, visiting hours, prison guard, prison guards
"No cannabis up 'ere Sarge - just courgettes and lettuce."
'You're not trying to smuggle wildlife out of our country, are you?'
'Sir, please remove your hat.'
'Anything to declare?'
The prison-food was so bad, the inmates decided to smuggle in a cordon bleu chef!
'Anything to declare?'