Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
Nigel was well pleased with his new tank-top...
"We pride ourselves on having an open HONEST relationship with out customers...and I'm afraid you're to old and fat for any of our dresses!"
"This is the new sales manager in charge of our 'To Die For' line of handbags."
Two Triceratops see a Stegasaurus coming out of a Jurassic fashion store - 'OMG, tail spikes and plates... that is so last epoch!'
'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'
'Big Guy Shirt Shop for men with over 18 necks.'
'Will madam take it home or change it whilst she's already here?'
Going to the fitting rooms.
"I preferred their old look."
"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."