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"Don't worry. It's lemming fur."
Man searches for head of pet dog to give it a bowl of food.
"Thanks. It's vintage."
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, skin, skins, fur, furs, leopard, leopard skin, leopard fur, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, dress, dresses, fashion, clothing, clothes, women's fashion, women's clothes, women's clothing, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, vintage, vintage clothes, vintage clothing, vintage fashion, classic, modern fashion, modern life
'I don't care if you're going bald, it's just plain wrong.'
"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"
Tags:barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, hair salon, hair salons, hairdresser, hairdressers, salon, salons, beauty salon, beauty salons, hairstylist, hairstylists, hair, fur, shave, shaving cream, werewolf, werewolves, full moon, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, myth, myths, legend, legends, recurring problem, recurring problems, facial hair, beard, beards, halloween
A cat walks out, leaving a man in a ball of yarn.
Tags:cat, cats, walk out, split up, divorce, break up, broke up, broken up, breaking up, divorces, divorced, split, marriage, unhappy marriage, run away, moving out, move out, relationships, stuck, trapped, trap, hairball, hair ball, fur ball, fur, tied up, pet, pets, owner, pet owner, yarn, coughed up
"We're grooming him for a new position."
Tags:ape, apes, gorilla, gorillas, monkey, monkeys, groom, grooms, grooming, prepare, prepares, preparing, train, trains, training, teach, teaches, teaching, introduce, introduces, introducing, position, positions, new position, new positions, flea, fleas, flea picking, pun, puns, comb, combs, combing, fur, fur coat, fur coats
"Since when do you wear animals?"
"A warming spell caught him with too much coat."
All Nude Dogs.
"You are one sick rabbit."
Tags:bunny, bunnies, animals, slippers, feet, shoes, rabbit, taxidermy, canibalism, sick bunny, sick bunnies, bunny slippers, fur, fur shoe, fur shoes, animal fur, animal rights, disgust, intraspecies, intra-species, animal rights activist, animal rights activists, animal rights activism, wear fur, wearing fur
'I do NOT recommend 'The Brazilian'.'
'Great cabin Leroy, the rug really ties it all in.'
"Most of these pelts were suicides."
Tags:pelt, pelts, fur, fur coat, furs, fur coats, fur jacket, fur jackets, clothing, clothes, fashion, fashions, fashionista, fashionable, style, styles, in style, in fashion, in season, sales, salesman, salesmen, salespeople, mall, malls, shopping, real fur, animal rights, shopper, shoppers, women, woman, women's fashion, women's clothing
On the red carpet
"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."
'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'
'Shouldn't you be shedding that winter coat by now?'
"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"
"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, fashions, fashionable, fashion, married life, husband, husbands, untidy, mess, messy, fur, furs, outfit, wife, wives, marriage, old married couple, appearance, appearances, pun, play on words, word play
"That's the patent number."
Tags:cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hunter, hunters, gatherer, gatherers, inventor, inventors, inventions, patents, patent numbers, wheel, invention, inventing the wheel, patent, patent number, stone age, ancient, neanderthal, primitive, stone tools, fur, skin, chisel, carve, stone work, inventor, regulations
'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'
"Oh? Well, in that case, this is fake paint."