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Woman and sport trainer
'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'
"Care to shed a few pounds lady?"
"Hey! Black really is slimming."
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"When I suggested you exercise to slim down I meant all of you!"
POOR CHAP WAS CONCENTRATING ON HIS 'I CAN MAKE YOU THIN' CD WHEN THE TRUCK SQUASHED HIM FLAT
"It may help as part of your weight loss campaign...but it's a little extreme"
'A stone in your shoe? You've got FOURTEEN stones in your shoes!'
"No, those stripes don't make you look any thinner."
'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'
Some things just aren't meant to be.
Woman weighing herself while holding balloons
'According to this, I'm under height.'
'Yeah, me, too — I gained it all back over the holidays.'
'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'
"Cardiac day patients?"
"The worst part is the horizontal stripes."
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'Absolutely - it does make you look thinner!'
'Mom what is wrong with that woman's waist?'
'Wearing stripes can make you look slimmer.'
'Do these dietary advice statistics carry much weight?'
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Did the new slimming drug test okay? No, sorry, too many side effects!
"Black makes you look thin!"