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'Wow, this furniture store is overstocked again. And they're cutting prices again. This is like the 50th time this year.'
'It's also a printer, scanner, phone and fax machine.'
"The Great Ikeamids"
Tags:furniture, flat pack furniture, flat pack, self-assembly furniture, budget furniture, furniture store, furniture stores, furniture shop, furniture shops, pyramid, pyramids, the great pyramids, the great pyramids of egypt, egypt, egyptian pyramids, egyptian pyramid, ancient egypt, ancient egyptian
"I've been researching a little furniture company that I'd like to rearrange."
Tags:business meeting, business meetings, board meeting, board meetings, furniture, rearrange furniture, interior design, home design, decorating, home improvements, interior styling, furniture, buyout, buyouts, takeover, takeovers, business takeover, business takeovers, gender issues, furniture store, furniture stores
'This is our latest in coffee table designs...'
Ikea for Hippies
Fashions From Pier 1 - The Double-Breasted Wicker Suit
Tags:imports, imports store, imports stores, imports shop, imports shops, wicker, wicker furniture, trend, trends, trendy, fashion trend, fashion trends, rustic, rustic furniture, double breasted suit, double breasted suits, furniture store, furniture stores, furniture shop, furniture shops, unflattering, men's fashion, suit, suits, business suit, business suits
"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."
'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'
'Can I return it if my cat doesn't like it?'
'Everything in the house is from Ikea. Including my husband, Dave.'
'You're looking for a coffee table? Regular, or decaf?'
Tags:fitted sheet, fitted sheets, making the bed, make the bed, instruction, instructions, frustration, frustrated, out the window, throw away, thrown away, self assembly, ready-to-assemble furniture, ready-to-assemble, furniture store, furniture stores, swedish, sweden, swedish company, swedish companies
"All our furniture comes pre-shredded by our carefully selected in-house cats."
Tags:shredding, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, pet cat, pet cats, shred, shredding, furniture shop, furniture shops, furniture store, furniture stores, house cat, house cats, house-cat, house-cats, cat lover, cat lovers, chair, chairs, furniture, interior design, cat behaviour, cat behavior, family pet, family pets
"This one's cheaper, but the other one comes with a cat."
Tags:furniture, furniture store, furniture stores, shop, shops, store, stores, antiques, antique shop, antique shops, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, crazy cat lady, crazy cat ladies, vase, vases
"This dining set can be yours with no payments until next year, at which point we charge you double and dump you in boiling oil!
"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."
"You see a chair. I see a seat in the skybox of life."
Tags:skybox, skyboxes, chair, chairs, easy chair, easy chairs, recliner, recliners, reclining, dad chair, dad chairs, father, fathers, dad, dads, priority, priorities, slack, slacks, slacking, slacker, slackers, relaxation, relaxing, seat, seats, seating, watches tv, watching tv, watch television, watches television, watching television, furniture, furniture store, furniture stores
'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'
Santa checking out sleigh beds.
This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.
"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"
Tags:recliner, recliners, chair, chairs, leather, furniture, furniture shop, furniture store, furniture shops, furniture stores, shed, shedding, sheds, fur, furs, moulting, moult, moults, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, canine, canines, dog lover, dog lovers, canine behaviour, dog behaviour, canine behavior, dog behavior
'No, they don't sell furniture, it's the local sunbed salon.'
Builders confused by new Ikea store plans.