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Two horned stags butt heads and airbags protect them.
Tags:stag, stags, ram, rams, mountain ram, mountain rams, airbag, airbags, butt head, butts heads, butting heads, clash, clashes, clash of heads, horn, horns, horned ram, horned rams, auto safety, safety feature, safety features, wild animal, wild animals, car safety, crash, crashes, accident, accidents, car, cars, car sales, car buyer, car buyers
'Come on. Make a wish and blow out the candles already.'
'Listen up! Me and Everyone else will run for our lives. Dewey You stay back and block.'
Tags:block, blocker, blockers, defense, american football, football, footballer, footballers, sheep, lamb, lambs, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, wolves, wolf, predator, predators, prey, preys, run for you life, coach, coaches, strategy, strategies, game plan, game plans, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'You know... I really think we should be gamboling.'
"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, horoscope, horoscopes, zodiac, zodiac, astrology, star sign, star signs, western astrology, animal, animals, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, personification, bull, bulls, fish, ram, rams, crab, crabs, lion, lions, taurus, aeries, leo, pieces, cancer, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, flirting, pick-up line, pick-up lines, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, compatibility
'There are gonna be some changes around here.'
"I love the little ways you're identical to everyone else."
Tags:date, dates, dating life, dating experience, lamb, lambs, sheep, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, wool, wooly, identity, identical, same, sameness, like attracts like, opposites attract, attract, attracted, attraction, love, loving, loves, romance, romantic, romantically, animal, farm animals, talking animals, farm, farms, farmer, farming
Farmer Takes Roll Call
Tags:roll, roll call, register, taking the register, line up, lined up, line-up, in line, farmer, farming, farmers, farm, farms, rural, rural life, rural living, talking animal, talking animals, horse, horses, pony, ponies, pig, pigs, sheep, duck, ducks, cat, cats, owl, owls, barn owl, barn owls, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, goat, goats, chicken, chickens, duck, ducks, chick, chicks, cute, cutely, countryside, country, country life, in the sticks, loving, love
'That one must be the dominant male'
'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'
'That's just sick!'
Why Are You Following Me?
'Yeah, sure, a 'family outing'! I'm telling you, it's that time of year and he's eyeing my horns!'
Sheep dog jumping across sheep - and one of the sheep hits him with a frying pan
"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"
Tags:farmer, farming, farmers, farm, farms, rural, rural life, rural living, talking animal, talking animals, horse, horses, pony, ponies, pig, pigs, sheep, duck, ducks, cat, cats, owl, owls, barn owl, barn owls, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, goat, goats, chicken, chickens, duck, ducks, chick, chicks, cute, cutely, countryside, country, country life, in the sticks, loving, love, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, leave, annual leave, summer, summery, summers, summer people, travels, travelled, travelling, summer house, time share, time-share, time shares, time-shares, summer home, summer homes, summer houses, tourists, tourist trap
'Frankly, he could have finished me off before going on strike: It's unprofessional!'
'Mom, Dad, I think it's time for me to get out there and follow everyone else.'
Karen tries counting sheep for her insomnia.
A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'
Jeff's new computer came with the wrong kind of ram.
'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'
A Farmer's Favourite Sheep
"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."
Tags:cat, cats, sheep, shepherd, sheep herd, herd, herding, herder, herds, farm, farms, farming, livestock, livestocks, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, round up, rounding up, absurd, role change, talking animals, odd choice, odd choices, unique, unique talents, job, job, work, working, employment, stereotypes, old fashioned, crook, bopeep, bo peep, sheep dog, herding cats, herding cat, working animal, working animals
'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'
"I'm weighing the risk of brain damage against a life of celibacy."
Tags:celibacy, celibate, animal, animals, rams, longhorn, longhorn sheep, ram, butting heads, headbutt, fight, fighting, fights, dominant, dominance, right, rights, rights to mate, mate, mating, mating season, breeding, breed, no pain no gain, bucks, billies, collide, colliding heads, animal kingdom, mating rights, mountain animal, mountain animals