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'We thought you'd like to meet Reggie. He's the rat who we experimented on to find a cure for you.'
Who Asked You?
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'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'
"Very interesting professor...now do you think you could sum that up in six words or less, three of which have to be 'cancer', 'cure' and 'miracle'!"
"We still don't understand how this happened. You were with the placebo control group."
Globux Research: Upholding the time-honored tradition of wrenching secrets from Mother Nature and selling them to whoever coughs up the most cash.
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"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"
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Pasteur and those who came before him and failed.
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"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."
"We appreciate your generosity, Mr. Welch, but you need to die before you can donate your body to science."
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August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.
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"When gene therapy goes awry..."
"You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they won' give it to other sick mice."
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'Since we switched from discovering new lifesaving antibiotics to discovering new daiquiri drinks, our funding has tripled.'
'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'
"Obesity is neither contagious or genetic, and yet, it is passed on, from parents to children."
"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."
The Importance of Medicine
"Is 'Get kissed by a beautiful princess' the best medical science has to offer?"
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Traditional and Alternative Medicine
Pharmaceutical Co - Naming Division.
'So will your research make health care more affordable?'
'I was skeptical at first, but it really works.'
'Medical science is this close to finding a cure for the common evil vapors.'
'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'