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"I don't suppose we could blame the theft of the three million dollars on kleptomania?"
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'Miss Caldwell, call security and send in the kleptomaniac.'
"Have all the seats been taken?"
Discovering who steals all the pens in the office.
'All right, who keeps stealing my speech bubbles?'
"My last patient was a cainamotpelk...she walked backwards into shops and left things!"
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'If you leave now, we'll never cure your kleptomania.'
"You have Kleptomania, and my fountain pen."
"... And how long have you had this 'urge to steal anything that isn't nailed down'?"
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"Pembroke has a previous conviction for kleptomania...that's why he is our takeover specialist."
'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'
"The patient you're treating for chronic shoplifting is here."
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"I'm afraid I'm unable to help with your compulsive addiction to shoplifting Mrs. Jones. So with that in mind could I put an order in for the following items...
Library Kleptomania Section
'I think I'm a kleptomaniac.'
'Alright, alright, where's the register?'
'Let's try to get to the root of this kleptomania of yours, Mr. Robertson.'
I think I may be a kleptomaniac. I can't help myself from helping myself.
if there are actually any chairs, please take a seat.
"Dad! Have you been taking clothes from other people's campsites again?"
'You've got kleptomania? What do you take for it?'
Shop Lifting/Lift Shopping
The Boss of the Kleptomania Clinic has turned up for work only to discover his Clinic has been stolen
'You have to stop taking things for your kleptomania.'