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"We'd invite you to our place in the country but we're having it torched."
Tags:demolition, demolish, destroy, burn down, burning down, torch, torched, torching, arson, arsonist, arsonists, dinner party, gathering, friend, friends, food, foods, restaurant, restaurants, dining, dinner, meal, meals, menu, menus, food service industry, customer service, hospitality, excuse, excuses
Gifts from the House of Low Goals.
"There's a new category of complaints: Date-Robbery, Date-Embezzlement..."
Tags:date-rape, date rape, date rapes, date-rapes, embezzlement, arson, robbery, robberies crime, crimes, crime rate, crime rates, police, cop, cops, policemen, policeman, police officer, police officers, law enforcement, complaint, complaints, report, reports, accusation, accusations, criminal report, criminal reports
"Don't forget to torch the place when you leave."
Tags:torch, torches, torching, fired, firing, firings, layoff, layoffs, laid off, laying off, restructure, restructures, restructuring, revenge, vengeance, burn your bridges, burning your bridges, receptionist, receptionists, burn your bridges, burning your bridges, arson, arsonist, arsonists, leave, leaves, leaving, secretary, secretaries, office secretary, office secretaries
"Say what you will - I think it's in very bad taste!
Tags:nero, rome, roman, romans, roman emperor, roman emperors, fiddle, fiddles, fiddling, great fire of rome, emperor, emperors, indifferent, indifference, bad taste, poor taste, arson, arsonist, arsonists, lyre, lyres, play, plays, playing, politician, politicians, unpopular, unpopularity, poor taste, campaign, campaigns, campaign ad, campaign ads
"It's Bad, we've reached the point where we can no longer afford an arsonist."
"He was someone you had to light a ﬁre under in order to get anything done."
Tags:arson, arsonist, commit arson, light a fire under, testify, court, courtroom, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, criminal, crime, witness, witnesses, defendant, defense attorney, prosecution, prosecutes, frustrated, frustrating, frustrates, lazy, kick start, fire, fires, business, businesses, boss, bosses, judge, judges, stand, oath, oaths, testify, testifies
'How much will you get if the building you're working on burns down tonight?... Five to ten years.'
"Did you ever want to just start a fire?"
Tags:firefighter, firefighters, fireman, firemen, fire station, fire stations, fire engine, fire engines, fire truck, fire trucks, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, working animal, working animals, dog, dogs, working dog, working dogs, canine, canines, dalmatian, dalmatians, fire, fires, house fire, house fires, arson, crime, bored, boredom, waiting, on call, firehouse, firehouses
The origin of fire can actually be traced to cavechildren.
'I didn't say it was arson - I said it was OUR SON!'
'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'
'You took out a policy with us Tuesday morning and had a fire Tuesday afternoon...What was the delay?'
'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'
When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'
New Year's Resolutions: 1. Seek help for my pyromania.
"I take it that's your last word on our new contract offer?"
'Michael was very well behaved today...well, until he found the matches that is.'
'I'd like to invite you to a house-warming party.'
'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'
"The centre has been burnt down by your children..."
'I heard that Ted's garage caught on fire. But only roof was burned.'
"What did you burn at school today?"
Dear Harry, Have Burned Your House And Carried Off Your Wife And Daughter - Frank
Tags:desperate, desperate measures, extreme, extreme measures, burned down, burn, burned, burned to the ground, burn to the ground, arson, arsonist, colleague, work colleague, leave a note, note, notes, passive aggressive, passive aggressive notes, disaster, disasters, understate, understated, overstatement, overstated, casual, casuals, casualness, matter-of-fact, matter of fact, polite, politely, politeness, courtesy, courteous, aggression, business man, businessman, kidnap, kidnapped, what now, and what now, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals