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"We didn't know what to get the man who has everything. So we burned down your house first."
"We'd invite you to our place in the country but we're having it torched."
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Gifts from the House of Low Goals.
"There's a new category of complaints: Date-Robbery, Date-Embezzlement..."
"Don't forget to torch the place when you leave."
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"Say what you will - I think it's in very bad taste!
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"It's Bad, we've reached the point where we can no longer afford an arsonist."
"He was someone you had to light a ﬁre under in order to get anything done."
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'How much will you get if the building you're working on burns down tonight?... Five to ten years.'
"Did you ever want to just start a fire?"
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The origin of fire can actually be traced to cavechildren.
'I didn't say it was arson - I said it was OUR SON!'
'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'
'You took out a policy with us Tuesday morning and had a fire Tuesday afternoon...What was the delay?'
'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'
When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'
New Year's Resolutions: 1. Seek help for my pyromania.
"I take it that's your last word on our new contract offer?"
'Michael was very well behaved today...well, until he found the matches that is.'
'I'd like to invite you to a house-warming party.'
'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'
"The centre has been burnt down by your children..."
'I heard that Ted's garage caught on fire. But only roof was burned.'
"What did you burn at school today?"