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'Admit it Henderson, it's your first time isn't it.'
'Your first lesson is free.'
"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."
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'You're new to acupuncture, then?'
'Is this your first time at formation flying?'
'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'
'You're new here, aren't you.'
"You're holding it wrong!"
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"Hi, I've never done this before. I hope you like my jokes."
"I've been dead over two hundred years but I still feel like the new guy."
Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.
'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'
'Give me a break - I've never done this before.'
Unselfish by nature - he delights to show the novice where the big chub cruise...and where the best pike lie.
The Sea Angler: And it is advisable to understand the language of the sea.
This man is 'Hitting Three of the Tee'.
'Either of you done any kick-boxing before?'
"Is this your first Henley Regatta?"
Ventriloquism For Beginners
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Reading for Beginners