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'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'
Keep it simple.
The Art of Bantering!
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The 'Time Management' consultant rang to say she double booked and she's going to be late!"
"I'll need all your client files up to date and you'll need to attend the 'managing paperclips safely' training on Thursday."
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"...I'll sit here pretending to be interested but I'll actually be writing a shopping list and fantasising about my plumber!"
"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."
"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."
Conflict Resolution Training - Cancelled Due To Disagreement Over Venue.
"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"
'Well I hope that my talk has been useful in helping you all to understand the work of reception staff.'
Change Management Seminar Changed to 7th Floor
"The Management Training Seminar was inexpensive, but you had to supply your own whip and chair."
'By the way, there's a seminar next weekend on how to slide down the pole.'
'Explain again how you confused a seminar on bank financing with belly dancing?'
'Sales training. What are the first words you say if a woman answers the door?'
'Thinking outside the bucks'
"Ever since he did training on 'getting touch with his inner child' he's been IMPOSSIBLE to work with."
"Attending a leadership seminar does not make you the boss of me!"
"Lets be honest. How often will this staff training relate to our day to day?"
"The good news is that the training was very well received. The bad news is that most of the staff have taken their new skills to our competitors."
"We'll start with a little 'trust' exercise. If you could just write down your PIN numbers, sort code and checking account balances."
"The trainer we booked for our 'effective communications' seminar says that he 'wsn't shure if he could like make it when he said what he would'."
Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...
The first step of the training is 'Jumping Out of The Box.'