Bad Day Cartoons and Comics

'I want to thank each of you for coming through in the clutch, putting in some overtime and seeing this project through to completion.'

"Having a bad life? Don't worry. It'll pass."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I'm so embarrassed – apparently next week is clothing optional Friday."

"Bad timing – he's in one of his Old testament moods today."

"Sometimes you eat the bear, Ellen. Sometimes the bear eats you."

"What a day!"

"Charlie, it's us, your teammates. We're here to help you. The other team's getting an awful lot of hits and we're worried."

"Ever have one of those days when you feel like just letting all the lower court ruling stand."

"You're home, dear—that's the main thing."

"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"

'I've seen you play, they weren't lost, they were hiding.'

The Shnorrer's Shnorrer

"Knock it off, will you, Tom? I've had a lousy day."

"First no mail delivery on Saturday, now this."

"It was only a sigh, but thank you for your concern."

"Oh, perfect. I can't remember what I wanted from the basement, and you've remarried."

"The kids at school were fine - I just keep taunting myself about never producing a great body of work."

"You're home now, dear—relax, and we'll get you all sorted out."

"It could have been worse."

"Tuna on rye, hold the smile."

"Local Showers"

"Now more than ever I need the right kind of avocado toast."

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."