Disappoint Cartoons and Comics

"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."

'You mean to tell me neither candidate supports a ban on doggy sweaters?!'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."

Karen's excitement about showing off her new dress quickly faded when she walked into the party.

"I went to medical school with the guy who almost came up with a cure for what you have."

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

'I know yesterday was your birthday, but you're so hard to shop for.'

Voyeurs shouldn't live across from each other.

"Two bars—how about you?"

It's The Miracle Book!

"I was hoping that heaven might be, you know, more transcendent."

"You've lived many lives, all as an accountant."

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"I thought the vaguely homoerotic undertones would be better."

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

'Shocked? You should be! After all those years of toil and loyal sacrifice, that's your net worth! Wake up, Fido! On Lesson Three, we'll offer tips on planning your financial future!'

Baby boomerang.

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

Expectations vs. reality

Many of the clan elders were excited upon hearing the name of Grog's new invention, However, as Grog explained his concept, excitement quickly turned to disappointment,

Career Progression Ladder

"You'll get three meals a day,but they will all be continental breakfast."

"Frankly, I'm quite disappointed with the technology."