Disappoint Cartoons and Comics

"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."

'You mean to tell me neither candidate supports a ban on doggy sweaters?!'

"I know you asked for a toy gun but daddy got you a real one."

"He won't get far without this!"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."

Faraway Looks.

Karen's excitement about showing off her new dress quickly faded when she walked into the party.

"I went to medical school with the guy who almost came up with a cure for what you have."

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

'I know yesterday was your birthday, but you're so hard to shop for.'

Voyeurs shouldn't live across from each other.

"Two bars—how about you?"

It's The Miracle Book!

"I was hoping that heaven might be, you know, more transcendent."

"You've lived many lives, all as an accountant."

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

"Didn't expect us to be drunk and stupid, did you?"

"I thought the vaguely homoerotic undertones would be better."

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

"Soon to be a major disappointment."

'Shocked? You should be! After all those years of toil and loyal sacrifice, that's your net worth! Wake up, Fido! On Lesson Three, we'll offer tips on planning your financial future!'

Baby boomerang.