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'You mean to tell me neither candidate supports a ban on doggy sweaters?!'
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dog, dogs, canine, canines, vote, votes, voting, voted, voter, voters, election, elections, choose, chooses, choosing, choice, choices, disappoint, disappoints, disappointed, disappointment, disappointments, doggy sweater, doggy sweaters, ban, bans, banning, banned, poll, polling, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys"I know you asked for a toy gun but daddy got you a real one."
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gun, guns, toy gun, toy guns, real gun, real guns, present, presents, gift, gifts, xmas present, xmas presents, christmas present, christmas presents, gun violence, end gun violence, ban.bans.banning, banned, promote violence, promoting violence, bad parent, bad parenting, dad, dad, father, fathers, gun control, toy, toys, assault weapon, assault weapons, disappointment, disappointing, disappoints, disappoint, disappointments, disappointed"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."
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soccer mom, soccer moms, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, cheering on, cheer, cheering, support, supporting, supporters, supporters, enthusiasm, unenthusiastic, soccer, football, child, kid, kids, childhood, draw the line, drawing the line, unsupportive, keeping up appearances, disappoint, disappointment, disappointments, woo hoo, modern life"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."
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kale, health, health food, health foods, healthy food, health foods, recycle, recycles, recycling, reward, rewards, rewarding, hippy, hippies, halloween, candy, candies, candy bar, candy bars, health nut, health nuts, gross, disgusting, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, fun size, fun sizes, trick or treat, trick or treats, trick or treating, trick or treater, trick or treaters, disappoint, disappoints, disappointing, disappointment, killjoy, killjoysFaraway Looks.
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faraway, look, looks, ticket, tickets, ticketing, ticketed event, ticketed events, let down, faraway looks, downer, disappointment, disappointing, disappointed, disappoint, disappoints, anti-climatic, anti climatic, event, anti-climatic events, events, washout, washout event, washout events, hyped up, hype up, hyping up, exhibition, exhibitions, abstract art, artist, artist, philosophical, philosophy, literal, literal meaning, literally, as is, zero imagination, uncreative, unoriginalKaren's excitement about showing off her new dress quickly faded when she walked into the party.
"I went to medical school with the guy who almost came up with a cure for what you have."
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doctor, doctors, md, mds, gp, gps, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctor's clinics, cure, cures, medicine, medicines, false hope, medication, medications, medicate, let down, let-down, disappoint, disappointment, disappointments, dissapointed, general practitioner, general practitioners, patient, patients, hospital, hospitals, diagnosis, diagnose, taunt, taunting, tease, teasing, medical school, medical schools, medical college, medical colleges"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."
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dinner and a movie, dinner date, dinner dates, bad food, italian food, date, dates, dating, bad date, bad dates, disappoint, disappoints, disappointing, disappointment, disappointments, italian, eat out, eats out, eating out, standard, unexciting, bore, bores, boring, unexceptional, unremarkable, letdown, letdowns'I know yesterday was your birthday, but you're so hard to shop for.'
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birthday, birthdays, present, presents, gift, gifts, wife, wives, girlfriend, girlfriends, partner, partners, couple, couples, husband, husbands, boyfriend, boyfriends, annoy, annoys, annoyed, anger, angers, angry, disappoint, disappoints, disappointed, disappointment, disappointingthe flying mccoys, flying mccoys"Two bars—how about you?"
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angel, angels, heaven, christianity, christian, christians, judaism, jewish, jews, smartphone, smartphones, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, connectivity, phone signal, phone signals, wifi, wi-fi, wifi signal, wi-fi signal, cellphone, cellphones, phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, reception, phone reception, no signal, telephone signal, telephone signals, phone signal, phone signals, priorities, prioritise, prioritize, wrong priorities, bad priorities, heavenly reward, disappoint, disappointed, disappointmentIt's The Miracle Book!
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miracles, miracles, book, books, self-help, self helping, self help, advise, advice, promise, promises, disappoint, disappointment, false promises, lose weight, tip, tips, false advertising, advertising, adverts, quick fix, quick fixes, fast life, better yourself, self improvement, self-improvement, everything you need to know"I was hoping that heaven might be, you know, more transcendent."
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heaven, heavenly, cubicle, cubicles, worker, workers, desk job, desk jobs, angel, angels, office assistant, office assistants, transcend, transcends, underwhelm, underwhelms, underwhelming, dream job, dream jobs, disappointment, disappointments, disappoint, disappoints, let-down, let-downs, expectation, expectations, high expectations, raising expectations, surprise, surprises, unpleasant surprise, unpleasant surprises, eternity, white collar, white collar job, office worker, office workers"You've lived many lives, all as an accountant."
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accountant, accountants, boring job, boring jobs, boring life, boring lives, wasted life, fortune teller, fortune tellers, soothsayer, soothsayers, crystal ball, crystal balls, career, careers, accounting, accounting job, accounting jobs, multiple lives, con, cons, con artist, con artists, trick, tricked, trickery, waste of time, let-down, let-downs, let down, let downs, disappoint, disappointed, disappointment, disappointments"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
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bear market, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzly bears, bear markets, annoyed, annoy, annoying disappointed, disappoint, unlucky, bad luck, bull market, drop, stock market, stock markets, stocks, share, shares, invest, investing, invests, tumbling, crisis, stockmarket, stock market crash, stockmarket crash, crash, crashes, pun, puns, visual pun"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."
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bird, birds, fly, flies, flying, sky, skies, formation, v formation, v-shape, v-shaped, migration, migrate, migrates, migrating, migratory bird, migratory birds, romance, romantic, romantics, romanticist, romanticists, invite, invited, invitation, hopeless, disappoint, disappointed, disappointment, assume, assumed, assumption, assumptions, date, dates, dating, special, expectation, expectations"Didn't expect us to be drunk and stupid, did you?"
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drunk, drinking, stupid, stupidity, dumb mistakes, mistake, mistakes, silly mistakes, alien, aliens, et, e.t., extra terrestrial being, extra terrestrial, ufo, u.f.o., unidentified flying object, outer space, driving under influence, dui, careless, carelessness, crash landing, crash, accident, accidents, drinking and driving, disappoint, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."
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bad grade, bad grades, grade, grades, grading, report card, report cards, teen, teens, teenager, academic performance, underperform, underperformance, tuition, disappoint, disappoints, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, investment, investments, investing, return, returns, parent, parents, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher conferences, principal, principals, teacher, teachers, portfolio, portfolios, stock, stocks, stock market"Soon to be a major disappointment."
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major motion picture, disappointment, disappointing, disappoint, failure, fail, failed, fails, let down, book, books, novel, novels, adapt, adaptation, adaptations, book store, book stores, best selling, best-selling, best-seller, best seller, book sellers, writer, writers, author, authors, film maker, film makers, filmmaker, filmmakers, screenwriter, screenwriters, screen writer, screen writers, film, films, grumpy, grump, grouch, ungrateful, cynic, cynical, cynicism, pessimist, pessimistic, realist, realistic'Shocked? You should be! After all those years of toil and loyal sacrifice, that's your net worth! Wake up, Fido! On Lesson Three, we'll offer tips on planning your financial future!'
Baby boomerang.
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, home, homes, boomerang, boomerangs, return, returns, returning, returned, returner, returners, baby, babies, son, sons, disappoint, disappoints, disappointed, disappointment, disappointments, shock, shocks, shocked, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys