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"I'd like some Ketamine for my appetizer. What opiate would you recommend for my entree?"
"For the pain, these have proven to be the most effective swear words."
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"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"
'That's a coincidence. You're addicted to the same painkillers I'm addicted to...'
"If she still feels pain with the regular placebo, we try again withe extra-strength placebo!"
"Find out what the worst TV program is and we'll sponsor it. We have to reach viewers who are in pain."
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"These aspirin are for me. That patient in room 102 is a real pain!"
"With 1 being the lowest, and 10 being the highest, could you rate the pain of your headache?"
'Take two aspirins and call Obama in the morning!'
'Why do they make asprin so blindingly white.'
Bear with 'Bear Aspirin': 'I have one grizzly headache.'
Alert with Ibuprofen
"Let's take a picture! This might just be the world's largest aspirin bottle!"
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"It's not a pain reliever, but it resembles one. It's called Acetametaphor."
"We've simplified our prescription process."
"If this is a drug-free school, how come the teachers have a two-pound bottle of aspirin?"