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"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"
'Wow! I never imagined they could retaliate!'
"It's a completely ethical water canon: it uses soft water only."
Man presses water cannon button in car to get old lady out of the way on the road,
'Might've known fancy buggers in London would get one before rest of us.'