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"Mrs. Porterhouse and her pianist have agreed to disagree."
Tags:communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, pianist, piano, pianos, pianists, dance, dancing, dances, dancer, old lady, little old lady, classical, classic, classics
A winged boy scout carries an old lady across the road
The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.
"I was grinding out barnyards and farmhouses and cows in the meadows, and then, suddenly, I figured to hell with it."
"Just say Stamboat Bluffs Oktoberfest, 1953. He'll know who it is."
Tags:old age, age, ageing, aged, retired, retirement, little old lady, old lady, crystal, crystal ball, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, mystic, mystics, psychic, psychics, seance, commune, communicate, occult, occult arts, fortune, future, ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, spirit world, spirit realm, wife, wives, flirt, memory, remember, remembered, remembering, memories, youth
The privatization of the penal system
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'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'
"You're allowed to keep collecting the teeth, but we're going to call you a fairy to make it sound less terrifying."
"May I represent you across the street?"
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"Rumor has it you're not a pigeon."
"But first, some guilt."
"It was owned by a little old lady who only drove it ... no wait, that won't work."
'The little old lady who lived in Cinderella's glass shoe.'
Tags:cinderella, little old lady, lived in a shoe, fairy tales, fairy tale, nursery rhymes, fables, children's stories, glass slipper, housing, shoes, high heel, high heels, fashion, footwear, style, mom, mum, mother, motherhood, parenthood, parents, parenting, housing conditions, domestic, housing, raising children, impractical, parody
Woman Browses Section Labeled "Guiltmaking"
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Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery
Tags:store, stores, storefront, bakery, bakeries, old lady, little old lady, lil old lady, grandma, window, windows, shop, shopfront, shops, shopping, pastries, pastry, patisserie, old people, age, aged, ageing, ages, old age, gossip, gossiping, chat, chatting, chatty, talkative, talking, talk, talks, company, tmi, too much information, overshare, over share, over-share, family, families
'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'
Tags:last chance, last chances, final chance, final chances, long road, long roads, long journey, long journeys, chat, chats, chatting, nice chat, nice chats, hillbilly, hillbillies, the south, little old lady, roadsign, roadsigns, road sign, road signs, highway sign, highway signs, lonely road, open road, the open road
The Old Woman Who Lived in the Ranch. . .
Tags:ranch, ranches, rancher, ranchers, cowboy boot, cowboy boots, cowboy shoe, cowboy shoes, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs, little old lady, spurs, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, literary character, literary characters, wild west, western, westerns, wild-west
"For questions of ethics we have Carl advising on what's permissible under the law and Bette advising on what a mother would do."
"This wasn't for helping little ol ladies across the street. It was for helping them send out tweets to their followers."
The 'little old lady who lived in a shoe' fairy tale ends when the giants return.
"I brake for no reason"
'Sorry I haven't the time!'
'The time? All tooled up and forgot my watch, would you believe!'
'It's a symbiotic relationship- she gives me food, and I eat it.'
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