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Yacht Club: Valet Parking $25,000.
A wealthy man and a poor man sail model boats.
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My Guess is, it belongs to a politician.
A large yacht carries a small wood house.
My First Boat
Tags:capsize, capsizes, capsizing, pilot, pilots, new boat, boats, boat, boats, ship, ships, seafarer, seafarers, seafaring, yacht, yachts, personal yacht, personal yachts, newbie, newbies, new, learn, learns, learning, incompetent, incompetence, safety, sign, signs, excuse, excuses, skill, skills, skill level, skill levels, learn, learns, learning
"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"
"Just Harry's little joke."
Tags:joke, jokes, mea culpa, mea culpas, corporate crime, corporate crimes, rich person, rich people, wealthy, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, elitist, elitists, yacht, yachts, ship, ships, deny, denies, denial, denials, plea, pleas, guilty plea, guilty pleas, apology, apologies, take it back, takes it back, taking it back, upper class, corporate criminal, white collar crime, white collar crimes
"What is it, Ira, that draws man inexorably back to the sea?"
Tags:the rich, rich, riches, wealth, wealthy, yacht, yachts, luxuries, luxury, high society, living, money, mogul, moguls, upper class, upper classes, class struggle, class struggles, capitalist, capitalists, privilege, privileges, millionaire, millionaires, billionaire, billionaires, sea, sail, sailing, yachting, boat, boats, bought a boat, relaxing, relaxed, leisure, fat cat, big business
Tags:business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, bankrupt, bankruptcy, failed business, failed businesses, failing businesses, yacht, yachts, debt, in debt, disappointment, disappointments, disappointments, financial straights, going under, gone under, recession, the recession, financial crash, the financial
"It's a little present I gave myself for being so rich."
'I borrowed so much money to buy this thing I have to time share it with the bank manager!'
'I aspire to bigger and better things!'
'The most expensive thing about his boat is his hat.'
'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'
America's Cup Fever
Tags:america's cup, sail, sails, sailing, yacht, yachts, yacht racing, yacht races, yacht race, sailboat, sailboats, sailor, sailors, sailing, windsail, windsails, windsailing, auld mug, superfan, superfans, fan, fans, super fan, super fans, fanatic, fanatics, unpopular, obscure, obscure sports, schooner, schooners, cup fever, obsession, obsessions, obsessed, obsessing
'I said I like a good sale.'
'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'
'He's building a yacht in his basement.'
'Have you ever noticed how similar the words maroon and moron are?'
'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'
'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'
Overweight Passenger on a Boat
Tags:overweight, passenger, passengers, yacht, yachts, boat, boats, weight problem, weight problems, obesity, obesity epidemic, obesity epidemics, fat epidemic, fat epidemics, sailor, sailors, sailing, sailing trip, sailing trips, heavy load, heavy loads, weight distribution, capacity, weight limit, weight limits