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'Man! With its ever-rising value, you have enough gold in your mouth to ensure a great retirement...of course without teeth!
'With the latest gold prices I think your medals are worth more than mine.'
Royal Mint Update - we have found missing gold and seem to have twice as much as before!
'This is Mr Rumpelstiltskin. His people are on that 'Straw to gold' project.'
Scientists attempting to prove that every cloud has a silver lining.
"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."
"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."
'Yes sir, both your precious metal and heavy metal investments are doing well.'
'Do Katie's braces count as 'precious metals'?'
'Your father thinks the next investment grade metal will be aluminium so he's collecting foil.'
Investment Firm - Stocks and Bonds/Commodities/Precious Metals.
Gold by the inch, spaghetti by the yard.
'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'