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"I'm training him to jump through it."
Tags:stone age, stone ages, wheel, wheels, dog, dog, dog owner, dog owners, dog person, dog people, jump, jumps, jumping, jumped, trick, tricks, train, training, trained, trains, dog trainer, dog trainers, teach, teaches, teaching, taught, old age, old ages, similarity, similarities, common factor, common factors, pet, pets
Tags:run, running, runner, runners, runs, ran, sprint, sprinting, sprinter, sprinters, sprinting, sprinted, sprints, marathon, marathons, hurdle, hurdles, hurdling, jump, jumps, jumping, jumped, jumper, jumpers, construction, under construction, caution, warning sign, caution sign, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Tags:athlete, athletes, athletics, pole vault, pole vaults, pole vaulting, pole vaulted, pole vaulter, pole vaulters, mattress, mattresses, fall, falls, falling, fell, hard landing, hard landings, health and safety, shock, shocks, shocking, shocked, jump, jumps, jumping, jumped, jumper, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Too late, Andy discovers that Red Bull doesn't, in fact, give you wings.
'Keep popping those tops, Sammy! Draw that buck in a little closer and then we'll jump him!'
Tags:hunter, hunt, hunts, hunters, hunting, hunted, predator, predators, prey, deer, deers, moose, beer, beers, lure, lured, luring in, bait, lures, luring, trick, tricks, tricked, jump, jumped, umps, mug, mugging, mugger, muggers, mugs, revenge, retaliation, only fair, retaliate, retaliating, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"They fixed the printer."
Mail men love to play.
'This is so cool... Leonard's moved into jump position without his parachute. Let's see how long it takes...'
'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'
Tags:athlete, athletes, athletics, frog, frogs, frogs leg, frogs legs, frog leg, frog legs, spring, springs, springy, jump, jumps, jumping, jumper, jumpers, jumped, high jump, high jumps, high jumping, high jumper, performance enhancing, advantage, advantages, mutation, mutations, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I always thought white-collar crime was done by computer."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, white collar, white collar crime, white collar crimes, crimes, holdup, holdups, computer, computers, gang, gangs, stealing, stolen, stole, thief, thieves, identity theft, shake down, jump, jumped, law and order
"Your charisma or your life!"
A potato is walking down the street; a potato masher is hiding around a corner waiting to jump him.
Last leaf of autumn.
Tags:fireman, firemen, fire, fires, firetruck, jump, jumper, jumpers, jumping, jumped, jumps, catch, catching, caught, catches, leaf, leaves, autumn, winter, seasons, season, cold, colder, stuck in a tree, tree, trees, trampoline, trampolines, net, nets, fall, falling, falls, fell, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"In addition to robbing you, I'm also doing research for a novel."
Tags:pirate, pirates, ship, ships, walk the plank, walks the plank, walking the plank, plank, planks, dive, dives, diving, dived, diver, divers, diving board, diving boards, cannonball, cannon ball, jump, jumps, jumping, jumper, jumpers, jumped, spoil, spoils, spoiled, spoiling, ruin, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
You are here sign.
Tags:cliff, cliffs, fall, falls, falling, commit suicide, jump, jumps, jumping, jumped, map, maps, location, locations, geography, help, helps, helping, help out, locate, locates, locating, alarm, alarmed, alarming, lost, route, routes, accurate, represent, x marks the spot, tourist, tourists, tourism
'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'
"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"
Tags:ballet, ballerina, prance, prancing, grande jeté, jeté, jete, saut de chat, leap, leaps, leaping, jump, jumping, jumps, jumped, couple, energy, energetic, verve, prima, flamboyant, flamboyancy, beauty, beautiful, elegance, elegant, elegantly, theatre, theater, perform, performance, performing, art, artist, artistic, couple, couples, embellishment, embellishments, communication, married, married life, communicate, communicating, skill, skills, talking, talk, argue, argument, arguments
'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'
Tags:ballet, ballerina, prance, prancing, grande jeté, jeté, jete, saut de chat, leap, leaps, leaping, jump, jumping, jumps, jumped, couple, energy, energetic, verve, prima, flamboyant, flamboyancy, beauty, beautiful, elegance, elegant, elegantly, theatre, theater, perform, performance, performing, art, artist, artistic, coffee, coffee, caffeine, caffeinated, high caffeine, espresso, urban, urban life, urban living, fit, fitness, foodie, foodies, food lover, morning coffee, morning, mornings
Lemmings and safety nets
You should be here.
'Mr. Jensen expects people to jump when he says jump.'
"Excuse me—does this joke need a lawyer?"
Tags:joke, jokes, punchline, punch line, punch-line, cliche, cliches, stereotype, stereotype, classic, classic, standard, standard, joke theory, comedy theory, comedy, comedic value, jumper, jumped, jump, don't jump, high rise, high-rise, skyscraper, suicidal, great depression, servicemen, serviceman, service man, service men, diverse, diversity, priest, priests, pastor, pastors, clergy, clergyman, clergymen, police man, police officer, police, officer, cop, cops, fireman, firemen, fire fighter, fire fighters, lawyer, lawyers
The quick brown dog jumps over the lazy red fox.