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'He's going to walk the plank. The least we can do is let him stretch his quads first.'
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"Well, I guess this is goodbye!"
'She's in charge of coffee this week,,,'
An executive walks the plank during a boardroom meeting.
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'I think one plank is enough. Get rid of the high dive.'
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Catwalk The Plank
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"Am I getting warmer?"
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'Apparently, you fail to appreciate the seriousness of your situation.'
"The sharks around here like spices on their food."
"Where did Richie go? I hope he's not getting himself into trouble somewhere."
'Aye, laddie, we do have an employee incentive program!'
"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."
"Hold right there, matey! You just had your last meal. You're not going anywhere near the water for at least half an hour."
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'I REALLY disapprove of our mandatory retirement plan! '
"What happened to women and children first?"
'I think our only choice at this point is to take the next big step.'
'Last chance for T-shirts.'
The First Waterski
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'We had to install the safety net for insurance purposes.'
'It's always the last one you'd expect.'
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'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'
'Todd here syas our plank is to narrow and may lead to lawsuits.'
'Are you sure there isn't something I could do for extra credit?'
Tony Hayward walks the plank.