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"I want out, Laura."
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"Mommy and Daddy still love you, but we're going to try living thirteen inches apart for a while."
"It's life in a fish bowl, …. What else can I say?"
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Gumball Machine Fishbowl
"You can be anything you want to be - no limits."
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"And just how exactly would you be getting to ...'s party."
Tags:i think therefore i am, big bang theory, plenty of fish in the sea, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, science, scientific theory, scientific theories, rene descartes, rené descartes, theory, theories, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, fish, fishes, fishbowl, fishbowls, fish tank, fish tanks
"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."
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"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."
"Life is just a bowl of water."
"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."
"You have two things to fear; fear itself and me."
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"You really took Muffy and Scott and Todd down to the lake and let them go...honest? Have you got a note or something from them so I could be sure?"
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"How many times do I have to tell you to stay inside the bowl?"
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"I always wanted to be an accountant. But I'll probably just wind up giving swimming lessons."
"I want the whole package - the little bowl, the colored pebbles, the plastic castle."
Goldfish with Square Bubbles
"So! You've devoured your mate! Well, good for you, Olga, honey!"
Goldfish in a coffee pot
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"I've been thinking about getting a snail."
'Honey, it was really sweet of you to invite the Wilsons over, but didn't it occur to you that they might not be saltwater fish?'
"Oh wonderful! You just couldn't resist it could you?"