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'He's going to walk the plank. The least we can do is let him stretch his quads first.'
"Well, I guess this is goodbye!"
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rule of three, the rule of three, walking the plank, pirate, pirates, execution, executions, pirate ship, pirate ships, pirate captain, pirate captains, comedy, comedian, comedians, writing principle, writing principles, punchline, punchlines, standup, standup comedy, standup comedian, stand up comedians, comedy writing, comedy writer, comedy writers'Apparently, you fail to appreciate the seriousness of your situation.'
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"Hold right there, matey! You just had your last meal. You're not going anywhere near the water for at least half an hour."
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pirate, privateer, buccaneer, freebooter, marauder, corsair, corsairs, buccaneers, privateers, pirates, piracy, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, swim, swims, pirate ship, pirate ships, walking the plank, walk the plank, pirate captain, pirate captains, prisoner, prisoners, indigestion, tummy ache, tummy aches'I think our only choice at this point is to take the next big step.'
"I'm all for running a tight ship, but the turnover is killing us!"
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turnover, turnovers, walking the plank, plank, planks, turn-over, turn-overs, pirate, pirates, pirate ship, pirate ships, hr, human resources, personnel, job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, tight ship, captain, captains, workforce, employee, employees, working environment, working environments, work environment, work environments, working condition, working conditions"I only missed one rodent quota!"
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rodent, rodents, cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, pirate, pirates, piracy, privateer, privateers, buccaneer, buccaneers, walking the plank, pirate ship, pirate ships, ratter, ratters, mouser, mousers, mice, mouse, ratting, quota, quotas, sales, target, targets, disciplinary action, appraisal, appraisals, performance review, performance reviews"Arrr, captain, never again will ye be confusing 'their,' 'there,' and 'they're' when doing the ship's log."
Wine Walking the Plank
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gourmet, gourmets, wine, wines, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, recipe, recipes, cooking pot, cooking pots, walking the plank, pirate, pirates, piracy, posh wine, posh wines, cooking wine, cooking wines, ingredient, ingredients'It's always the last one you'd expect.'
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