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'He's going to walk the plank. The least we can do is let him stretch his quads first.'
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"Well, I guess this is goodbye!"
An executive walks the plank during a boardroom meeting.
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"This is an unfortunate time to run aground."
"Am I getting warmer?"
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"You're right- things are funnier in threes."
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'Apparently, you fail to appreciate the seriousness of your situation.'
"The sharks around here like spices on their food."
"Where did Richie go? I hope he's not getting himself into trouble somewhere."
"Hold right there, matey! You just had your last meal. You're not going anywhere near the water for at least half an hour."
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"Now are ye ready?"
"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."
Ed becomes fully vested in his company's retirement plan.
"What happened to women and children first?"
'I think our only choice at this point is to take the next big step.'
"I'm all for running a tight ship, but the turnover is killing us!"
Tags:turnover, turnovers, walking the plank, plank, planks, turn-over, turn-overs, pirate, pirates, pirate ship, pirate ships, hr, human resources, personnel, job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, tight ship, captain, captains, workforce, employee, employees, working environment, working environments, work environment, work environments, working condition, working conditions
"I only missed one rodent quota!"
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"Arrr, captain, never again will ye be confusing 'their,' 'there,' and 'they're' when doing the ship's log."
Funk Facts: Pirates.
Wine Walking the Plank
'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'
'It's always the last one you'd expect.'
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Bob Kaputtkov is a balance beam genius. Bob is coached by his dad Blackbeard Kaputtkov, the famous pirate captain.
"Hopkins has missed the sales targets for the last time!"