White Collar Criminals Cartoons and Comics

"I'm finding it difficult to keep alive the little embezzler within."

"Hang on, there's a new definition of evil."

Insufficient Postage

"You're an attorney. Don't stand so upright."

"You can't legislate morality, thank heaven."

"Community service? You mean around regular people?"

"My client would like to do his community service in the financial community."

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

"I move for less transparency."

"White Collar Prison"

"So how long is your extended administrative leave?"

"When we heard you were playing ball we assumed it was with the company softball team and not with the feds."

"This is what happens when ethical standards are set artificially high."

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

"I'm perfectly happy to suffer the slings and arrows as long as I can keep the outrageous fortune."

"I can understand you embezzling the company's money. You should understand my asking for a cut."

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

"I've never understood—what is the difference between morals and ethics?"

"Take the deductions but have good underlying documentation."

"I'm sorry I couldn't be there but I was able to TiVo your perp walk."

"My gift for embezzling was overshadowed only by their gift for auditing."

Celebrity Accountant

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

"Run this up Legal's ass."

'Legal says we should be fine - provided no one left a paper trail.'