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"It's from my Swiss account."
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'If I cancel an hour before my appointment, you charge me. I've just waited an hour past my appointment time in your waiting room. This is my bill.'
'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'
'Oh him? That's Frank. My parents made me take in a boarder to cover the cost of my car insurance.'
Grab your stuff and pay and get out of here convenience store.
Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.
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Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.
'If I paid my sewer bill, how long would it take to get my water back on?'
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'You better take care of the bill quickly or there's going to be hell to pay.'
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"Would you like me to show you around my apartment and tell you how much I paid for everything?"
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"Incentive plan? Your paycheck clears. How's that for incentive?"
'Like the sign says...It's all THEIRS.'
'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'
'I either need more money or more coupons.'
All social workers are equal, some just get paid a lot more than others.
'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'
Man puts no credit sign in window as crackpot carrying the world ends tomorrow sign passes
"I've gotten plenty of table scraps but no one has ever given me money under the table."
"That $20 deduction is for new benefits ? like the $10 raise you just got."
'Do I LOOK like I pay my bills online?'
'Don't you just love having tax-exempt status?!'
'We're appealing your case all the way until your money runs out.'
'We agree to pay off all claims... provided we get a government bailout.'
'In a nutshell, we're a middle-income family with upper-income tastes.'
'We've discovered a new system that generates more revenue. We want you to pay us to work here.'