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Artist's impression of a prehistoric metrosexual...
"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."
"My parents hate it."
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Caveman shoots mammoth with arrow and blames his mate with the spear.
"I'm waiting for it to defrost."
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An independent vendor at the Royal BC Museum, Fred made very little money.
"I think we overordered."
The Swiss Army Mammoth
Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise
Extra Woolly Mammoths
"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."
Tags:science, technology, medicine, medical, medical technology, medical science, freeze, cryogenics, discover, discovery, discoveries, cure, cures, treatment, treatments, disease, diseases, illness, sickness, modern medicine, history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, ice age, bc, b.c., before christ, woolly mammoth, woolly mammoths, mammoth, mammoths
'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'
How Location-based apps cause the extinction of the woolly mammoth...
Tags:mammoth, mammoths, extinctions, endangered species, woolly mammoth, woolly mammoths, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, tar pit, tar pits, gps, game, games, video game, video games, computer game, computer games, fad, fads, hobby, craze, crazes, phenomenon, virtual reality, app, cells, extinction, apps, cell phones
'He said he was going for a quick dip in the tar pits before dinner and that was the last time I saw him officer.'
'The next time he misses the paper, we're giving him away.'
'Woolly Mammoth is too cutesy. Why can't they call us something like stubbly or unshaven mammoth? Or swarthy. How about swarthy?'
"Never hunt when you're hungry."
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For Summer Comfort...The Seersucker Mammoth:
"After the Ice Age, there was the long, long, endless...slush age."
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'But then the warm weather comes along, and you regret being so damn woolly.'
"Forget about it Al. Looks like a case of too big to fail."
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Philip of Mastodon
"Ever feel you're in the wrong place at the wrong time?"