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"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."
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'I don't want to brag, but I have a loophole named after me.'
"I said, with these new tax breaks, we'll be able to buy more leaves for the table."
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Moses holds a 1040 form.
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'Keep a stiff upper lip, Mr. Haskins. That's all you get to keep.'
'Now, using a little accounting magic on your tax return, one and one equals three.'
'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'
'And, of course, that one is my favorite trophy.'
"Your father and I want to talk to you about the facts of life... we'll start with something called a W-9 Form..."
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'You owe income tax, social security tax, and of course, graduated tax.'
Two doors. One says, 'IRS Entrance,' and the other says, 'Locked.'
'That's the way Dad does it on his income tax.'
'Take my advice, stop thinking of it as your money.'
'Mr. McWit, being self employed in a one person operation, would you care to explain these deductions for employee theft?'
'Taxes? They're a penalty for doing well.'
What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.
'Any more change orders from you, and you'll get to declare me as a dependent on your income taxes.'
'I try to think of not having a job as the greatest tax loophole.'
"The unexamined life is 5 percent cheaper over the course of an average lifespan."
"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"
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Tax Man Deducts A Witch's Broom As A Travel Expense
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'I got a big refund on my income tax.'
After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.