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'Let's use another form of birth control. I don't like the coil.'
"Wouldn't be my first choice for birth control, but it'll definitely help."
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"He was conceived in a fit of irony."
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'It's a zen diaphragm.'
"No, setting up a sterile field doesn't mean I'm giving you a vasectomy."
"Look, lets just call it a religious thing!"
Cerne Abbas Giant
Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.
Morning after pill approved for over-the-counter sale. . . and not much else has changed.
'I don't want to talk about contraception. I'm more about misconception.'
"It's a contraceptive pill for men, take twelve of an evening."
Hay Fever Preventives.
'Did I take my pill today?'
Santorum, in the White House and your bedroom: 'Hey! No damn contraception!'
'I though you were on the pill!'
Morning After Pill
Man launches a condom catapult at the baby carrying stork.
'I see the free government birth control bill passed.'
The baby carrying stork is warded off by scarecrows.
'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'
'I know the grandchildren get you down but me putting you on a contraceptive pill won't stop you having more...'
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'Take two aspirins and call Obama in the morning!'
'Forget it - I knew a guy who went there once and he got slapped with 387 paternity suits.'
'Wishes he'd never been born (again) - blames the previous pope.'