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Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'
Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.
'Oh,you know, the usual...500 channels and nothing on.'
"There goes one strange cow."
"What possible harm can come to this planet from teaching these miserable creatures how to use fire and simple tools?"
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Terms and Conditions
"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"
"I'm going to get food. Why don't you work on clothing and shelter."
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The Sphinx Speaks
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"The time of assertion and counter-assertion is upon us."
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"Nine squares, nine numbers... it goes back further than we thought."
"In our lifetimes, Thora, many, bad things may happen to us, but we'll never be stuck in an elevator."
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"The recipe is simplicity itself. I got it from a Neanderthal."
"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
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"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."
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"Will your mother by coming for dinner tonight?"
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"Truly a magnificent emperor! While Rome burns, Nero plays an instrument that hasn't been invented yet."
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"I'm a caveman, not a stay-at-cave man."
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"Pompeii wasn't built in a day, either, but it was destroyed in one fell swoop."
Lady of the Remote
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"The third act could use more drama, Sophocles. Try putting in a voter referendum."
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"I take it this means the barbeque is ready."
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