Expert Witness Cartoons and Comics

"Is this necessary, Your Honor? I'm an expert."

'I see you got a 74 in your chemistry final, and still you call yourself an expert witness.'

'Well, I've never called an expert witness on expert witnesses before...'

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

'Doctor, in your expert medical opinion, is this lump in my armpit anything to be concerned about?'

'Your Honor, this does not automatically make him a corn expert.'

'Your Honour, I call Nigel from the Pub ... expert witness on whatever you like.'

"Seriously? You refuse to answer based on the fifteenth amendment?"

"No, no, I like you. I only meant that we have to make you liable to the jury."

"And now, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to call to the stand an unequaled expert witness of exceptional excellence. Put your hands together. Give it up..."

"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"

"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"

"I can help you find the lord for $500 an hour."

"This morning you're the expert witness in a sore throat case, and tomorrow you're the expert witness in a paper-cut case."

"Absolutely! Where there's smoke there's fire."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

"And, sir, in your expert, professional opinion, was the victim already deceased when the defendant arrived at the scene?"

'I didn't hire a lawyer, but I found a neuroscientist who can explain why it wasn't my fault.'

Expert witness in attention-deficit case: 'Sure I'm familiar with...look at this....'

Will give expert witness testimony for food

Intimidating the witness

"You're nicked, mate!"

"I pledge allegiance to the flag...oh sorry, to honour and obey...on no that's not it..I name this ship.."

"In your own words, describe to the court. . . what you witnessed - and when and where you witnessed it, Mister Jehovah."

"We may be in trouble. . . the prosecutions expert witness can usually tell if a defendants been good or bad!"