Witness Testimony Cartoons and Comics

"He should never have spoke to me in such a partisan fashion."

"Are you telling the court that because of the South Beach diet your pants fell down?"

"I love my testimony. You've really captured my voice."

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

"No, no, I like you. I only meant that we have to make you liable to the jury."

"Objection overacted."

"I'd prefer to wear the mask, Commissioner, but I will slip out of these boots and skis, if you have no objection."

"No! This Court does NOT agree to disagree!"

"No, it's still perjury, we don't make exceptions for 'white lies'."

"Judge Viles goes to great lengths to obtain an unbiased verdict."

"Here is the photo of your drone landing on Mrs Fogel's head."

"You must tell the truth the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, pinky swear."

"Don't worry, this is our star witness..."

"I'm beginning to wonder if both you guys are lying."

"Raise your right paw and repeat after me."

Legal cartoon about lying on the witness stand.

"Do you swear to show the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"

"Is it your testimony that until the injury it had all been just fun and games?"

"Would your honour mind if I answered that question off the record?"

"I can't be late for school today, Mom I'm a key witness!"

Will give expert witness testimony for food

'Hey, where can I get one of those wigs?'

"Do you promise to tell the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?"

"This is a reluctant witness, your honor."

"The witness may continue. I was just killing a spider."