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'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'
The Last Thanksgiving
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Extremely Lactose Intolerant
'Have you recently eaten anything containing lactose, gluten or peanuts?'
'You fight the Gluten Hordes, make your way through the Peanut Fields, battle the Lactose King...'
'Do I have to say 'cheese'? I'm lactose intolerant!'
"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."
Tags:allergies, allergic, food allergy, allergy, allergen, eating, eaten, eat, eating out, cater, catered, catering, customer, customers, customer's always right, customers always right, kid, kids, child, picky, picky kid, school, schools, parent, parents, parenting, coddle, coddled, coddling, foodie, foodies, lactose intolerant, lactose-intolerant, unfortunate, unfortunately
'The good news is that you don't have mad cows disease. The bad news is that you're lactose intolerant.'
"Soy milk, soy burgers... Imagine being replaced by a bean!"
Tags:soy product, soy products, soy burger, soy burgers, soy milk, beef burger, beef burgers, cow milk, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farming, dairy product, dairy products, food supplement, food supplements, replacement, dairy allergy, lactose intolerance, lactose intolerant, replacements, vegan, vegans, veganism
'I think you're confusing self-loathing with lactose intolerance.'
'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'
"I'm lactose intolerant, this guy is gluten intolerant, and the guy on the end is just intolerant."
'It's not good news...you're allergic to dairy products.'
'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'
I'm allergic to cookie dough and I'm lactose intolerant, but I appreciate the thought. Thanks. -S. Claus.
"I told you dairy was bad for your diet!"
"You're lactose intolerant...that's udderly ridiculous!"
"It has a cream base because we hate you."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, bad service, rude waiter, rude server, bad customer service, hate, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, cream, base, bases, kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, health, unhealthy, diet, diets, dieting, fat, cholesterol, lactose intolerance, lactose intolerant
"No...being lacrosse intolerant does not mean you're impatient because you lack toes."
"Wait till he finds out I'm lactose intolerant!"
Tags:gingerbread man, gingerbread men, gingerbread, gingerbreads, lactose intolerant, lactose intolerance, lactose, food allergy, food allergies, allergy, allergies, allergic reaction, allergy reactions, cake, cakes, biscuit, biscuits, cookie, cookies, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories
'Still it can't be any worse than last year, I never thought we'd have to suffer a 'traditional lacto-vegan' Christmas dinner.'
Tags:vegan, vegans, vegetarian, vegetarians, fruitarian, fruitarians, lactose intolerance, lactose intolerant, dietary need, dietary needs, diet, diets, christmas party, christmas parties, christmas dinner, christmas dinners, office party, office parties, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers
'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'
Tags:christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, xmas dinner, xmas dinners, christmas dinner, christmas dinners, traditional, tradition, traditions, organic food, organic foods, gm food, gm foods, lactose intolerance, lactose intolerant, vegetarian, vegetarians, food scare, food scares, food allergy, food allergies
"It started out with lactose, but now he's intolerant of everything."
Tags:intolerant, intolerance, lactose-intolerant, lactose-intolerance, lactose intolerant, lactose intolerance, milk, dairy, allergy, allergies, dietary issues, dinner party, dinner parties, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, marriage, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, prejudice, dislike, hate, bias, biased, irritable
'It has nothing to do with you, Bessie. It's just that I'm lactose intolerant.'
"Oh God, I forgot to ask if anybody had lard issues."
Tags:diet, dietary requirement, dietary requirements, intolerance, intolerances, food intolerance, food intolerances, lard, lard issues, cooking lard, cooking with lard, pig fat, lactose intolerant, lactose intolerance, allergy, allergies, allergen, dairy allergy, dairy allergies, host, hosts bad host, bad hosts