Home Invasion Cartoons and Comics

"Do I need it? Does it spark joy?"

"Artie, they took my bowl."

"Hey, sorry to call you guys this late on a weeknight, but I just happened to be in your basement."

"You're stealing the blanket."

"I didn't hear anything."

'It's just until we get the lock fixed.'

"We were just headed to work. Can I call you back?"

While you were out

Man in the Ceiling

"The are nice etchings, aren't they?"

"Your equity or your life."

"We're from the Department of Homeland Security. You left your damn door unlocked."

'Hello? Police? Yes, there's someone sleeping in my bed. Please hurry.'

"We weren't pleased with our previous system."

"Please hurry - I don't know how long my cat can keep him subdued."

"Call it excessive if you like, but none of our guests have ever pinched anything..."

'Oh no! We've been Bruegeled!'

"There you go kid. If you have a monster he can't get out now."

"Hello, I'm conducting a survey on privacy."

"Before we commit to any course of action I think we should remember that we'd be protecting the very people who made the decision to remove our testicles."

Robber peers into a giant padlock.

"The noise has stopped. Did you sort it out?"

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

'Good evening. I'm Scotty, the loss prevention specialist.'

"My New Years resolution was to think before barking, which gave the burglars plenty of time to clobber me and clean out the house."