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'Sure, we called for a second opinion. That was six months ago.'
I.V. snap in elevator.
Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.
'. . . and this is an ancient depiction of a doctor when he had time to make house calls.'
"We even tried a visit from a celebrity."
High cost of health care.
"Doctor without borders, meet patient without insurance."
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"I can give you a new lease on life and do a wraparound with your car lease."
Tags:doctor, doctors, doctors office, doctors offices, new lease of life, cure, cures, medical treatment, medical care, health care, healthcare, health care costs, health care expenses, medical expenses, medical bill, medical bills, doctors bill, doctors bills, privatised healthcare, privatized healthcare, privatised health care, privatized health care, care lease, car leases, finance, finances
'You could never get this level of medical treatment in Canada? Mr. Smith. We'll have that hangnail treated once your check clears.'
'Your insurance plan covers the 80% of you that's healthy.'
General Practitioner Museum
"Instead of an expensive, invasive procedure, we've decided to beat it out of you."
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My job is mostly seasonal. The busiest times are cold season, flu season, and allergy season.
'All this health insurance stuff is literally making me ill! I'm just sick about it all!'
'I read that 15% of us can't afford health insurance.'
'You now have an important role in the natural selection process - besides knowing how to treat, you have to decide who to treat.'
'Tails it is. OK, that's how we'll take your temperature.'
'I stopped taking the medicine because I prefer the original disease to the side effects.'
'We'll just mill around till he's asleep, and then send him back up. This operation is actually for a placebo effect.'
My brother in law is a magician and he said this will do the trick.
Medical Self Help
'There's nothing I can do for you, Ms. Brown - Your optimism is incurable.'
Ulcer Clinic, Peptic, Duodenal, In-Laws.
"I have lousy drug coverage."
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