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"No, sorry, folks ??" you still can't afford to start a family."
'I've just had a terrible nightmare that we were living sensibly, within our budget!'
"That ocean breeze would have been a whole lot fresher had the cruise not maxed out the credit card!"
"It was amazing that you made our money disappear. Now make it reappear."
"You can live high, or you can live mighty. You can't afford to live high and mighty."
"Online shopping saves me time, so I can work more to earn more to have the money to buy more stuff online..."
"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"
"And you always said I was hard to shop for."
"These are your draft accounts...unfortunately these are your overdraft accounts!"
"Now THAT'S what I call a Financial advisor..."
"We think your credit cards may have been breached."
"It's nice to know that you are able to live within your means but, as your financial advisor, I must point out that you're doing so by borrowing money."
'I couldn't afford the lavish lifestyle I was living. Coming to accept that was freeing, although, not as freeing as I had hoped.'
'Our credit card company is offering rewards points for spending more than we earn.'
"I'm in debt up to my eyes. Only my hat is paid for!"
'I'm always living within my means. I just cannot seem to break out.'
'I make more than I need but not enough to flaunt.'
"I can live on my salary. Why can't you?"
"People who live within their income are all right, I guess, but they don't make very reliable VOTERS."
"We're parallel lines. We'll never make ends meet."
"Making purchases with credit cards should have a five day waiting period!"
"I'm cutting up your credit cards. Think of it, you can tell your friends you had plastic surgery."
Be flamboyant-today living within your means is mucking-up the economy.
"If you are living within your means, you must suffer from a lack of imagination!"
'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'