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"This is a sketch of the suspect...."
"Can you describe your assailant, his weapon and a funny occupation to our improv sketch artist?"
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Good artist, lousy listener.
Catching him was easy. Capturing the man behind the crime proved more difficult.
"Now the teeth! Huge...savage teeth!!"
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'I think we need a new sketch artist.'
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Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.
"I think your witness is lying. This composite sketch looks EXACTLY like Sean Connery!"
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'I feel like I'm your muse.'
'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'
"That's all I can remember. He had a pimple."
"Are you sure this is what the man who attacked you looked like?"
'Are you sure this is all you can remember seeing after you were attacked?'
'Chief, this could be anyone!'
"... Of course I can describe him. That's what I was doing when he assaulted me!"
World of Cow: A blade of grass does a police sketch of a cow suspect.
'Ha ha ha...That's the funniest one yet! Man, we should've hired a cartoonist to do our police sketches years ago!'
Police artist drawing a snarling dog while an injured cat desribes him
"And this is the man who 'robbed you blind' on New years eve?"
'I want to hand myself in.'
'The suspect, Brown. Draw the suspect, not Miss Harris!'
'And the buttons glow in the dark.'
'I think the eyes were closer together.'