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'I'm glad that guy calling for Fenton and Jesus Christ has finally shut up.'
'Why didn't we think of doing this before?'
'If powdered milk's your thing! I'm your gal!'
'Have you tried pulling the udders?'
'It's an own goal!'
'After years of being a mad scientist I got this urge to be around cows!'
'I've got me a terrible headache!'
'I think she's trying to tell us something!'
'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'
The Rake Reflex
'Hey guys, there's some new material round the back!'
'So much for your 'Big Brother!''
'What ever happened to Garth, Keran, Roger, Mumford Glenn, Gordon, Roger, Jerry and Simon?'
'Oh she's good!'
'I'd have never guessed you two are related.'
Sadly this is about as exciting as life gets for most cows...and some people.
'It's your basic 3D printer, innit?'
'So...We're not pilots!'
It's ok, foppish w****r was what I was aiming for!
'Who's been eating chewing gum?'
'Put the kettle on!'