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"I love my testimony. You've really captured my voice."
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'Can I get that in a nutshell?'
"Anything you say can be used in a very exciting new true-crime podcast we're working on."
"He misspoke, I misheard, then shots rang out."
"Can you describe your assailant, his weapon and a funny occupation to our improv sketch artist?"
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"We have records of all the bad wine you bring to dinner parties."
"We apologize – our normal sketch artist is out with the flu."
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"Forgive me, Judge, but I've had a convenient loss of memory."
"Do you swear to show the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"
'Give it to me in a nutshell.'
'The jury will please disregard everything the witness just said, starting with 'What's it to you, big nose?''
"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"
'We'd just got to slide 104 when he gasped and keeled over. To be honest, I thought 'death by powerpoint' was just a figure of speech!'
"Would I describe them as youths? Sure. They were certainly younger than 70."
'I object to the prosecution calling my client a liar. The witness is merely fact-based reality challenged.'
'No, I've never seen him before. He just came into the bar, and without any warning, started throwing his money about!'
'Did you see who pushed you?'
Falling catcat can't land on it's feet.
'Why the art school caper remains unsolved to this day,,,'
'Now, while it's still fresh in your mind tell me again how big was that chipmunk that attacked you.'
"Offishial business, ma'am."
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"Luckily, a lot of people had their phones out, so we've got about a dozen i-witnesses."
"He's eating the soap, even as we speak."
"A wide nose. Floppy ears. Spots..."
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