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'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'
Tags:basketball, basket ball, snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, winter, winters, spring, springs, player, players, melt, melts, melting, melted, snow, snows, snowy, snowed, basket, baskets, hoop, hoops, attacker, attackers, global warming, warm, warms, warming, warmed, season, seasons, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Just so you know, a broken wrist caused by punching your doctor in the eye is NOT covered by your insurance!'
'See?! I told you!'
Tags:catapult, catapults, catapulting, catapulted, boulder, boulders, rock, rocks, miss, misses, missing, missed, shoot, shoots, shooting, shooter, shooters, castle, castles, knight, knights, defend, defends, defending, defended, attack, attacks, attacking, attacker, attackers, attacked, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
God throwing bricks on city
'Bop him on the nose, Larry! Just bop him on the nose and he'll let go!'
Tags:shark, sharks, attack, attacks, attacking, attacker, attackers, advice, advise, advises, advising, bite, bites, biting, bitten, beach, beaches, sea, seas, bop, bops, bopping, punch, punches, punched, punching, vice, vices, grip, grips, gripped, nose, noses, escape, escapes, escaping, close to home
Most people meditate to seek inner peace, not revenge.
'The company's team-building retreat was where I was singled out and attacked!'
"OK, everybody! Siege is over! Come and get your t-shirts."
'Does it hurt when I do this...?'
Little Red Riding Hoodie.
'Now where are these trolls I seek?'
Ya, that's me, whackin' some rat-faced dirt-bag. Funny how, whenever we look back, we only remember the good times.
'Yes, you're right: Circling the prey might be the simplest...'
'Instead of fighting amongst yourselves why don't you form an orderly queue and mug me one at a time.'
'Nothing. Zip. Nada... Dude, none of these marathoners are carrying cigarettes!'
Tags:marathon, marathons, run, runs, running, ran, runner, runners, long distance, long distances, bear, bears, attack, attacks, attacking, attacked, attacker, attackers, frisk, frisks, frisking, fag, fags, smoke, smokes, smoking, smoked, smoker, smokers, steal, stealsin the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'It's a sack lunch. What did you expect?'
Tags:sack lunch, sack lunches, sack, sacks, lunch, lunches, pack, packs, packing, packed, viking, vikings, pillage, pillages, pillager, pillagers, pillaging, attack, attacks, attacked, attacking, attacker, attackers, delivery, deliveries, delivered, deliverer, deliverers, meal, meals, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'No, Thog. Paper beat rock.'
'See you same time next year!'
Tags:irs, inland revenue service, loan, loans, loaning, loaned, owe, owes, owing, owed, money, moneys, cash, attack, attacks, attacking, attacked, attacker, attackers, revenue, revenues, violent, violence, thug, thugs, goon, goons, hired muscle, hired muscles, settle, settles, settlement, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Well, yes. We are losing the battle, sire. But this is just an exhibition...'
Tags:golf, golfer, golfing, golfers, golfed, golfs, golf club, sand shark, club, golf clubs, clubs, shark, sharks, monster, sand, bunker, bunkers, sandy, attack, attacked, attacking, attacks, attacker, attackers, fish, creature, monsters, creatures, play on words, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, good cop, bad cop, strangle, strangles, strangling, strangled, attack, attacks, attacking, attacked, attacker, attackers, unsuitable, chief, chiefs, mismatch, mismatches, mismatched, mismatching, throttle, throttles, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Here we go again. No defense. ... Scott just stands there and lets the opposing ghost go right through him.'
Tags:ghost, ghosts, basketball, basket ball, basketball player, basketball players, basket, ball, defense, defender, defenders, defending, defending, defended, defenses, offense, offensive, offending, offended, striker, strikers, attacker, attackers, attack, attacks, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Bert's dog training.'
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog owning, dog train, dog training, dog trainer, dog trainers, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet owning, fee, fees, charged, charges, charging, cost, costs, attack, attacking, attacker, attackers, attack dog, attack dogs, call, calling, calls, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys