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"I'm to tired to click on things all day."
Tags:office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, computer, computers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, sick day, sicks days, off sick, staying in bed, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, easy job, easy jobs, perspective, perspectives, privilege, privileged, smartphone, smartphones, internet, the internet, modern technology, modern technologies
"Sick notes...anyone for anymore?"
'I shan't be in today - I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'
"I wont be in, I'm in bed with a nasty bug."
'When can you come back to work and start taking abuse again?'
'In my capacity as your G.P, I've written you out a new style fit note.'
'What makes you think I'm not at my desk?'
'What've you got in the way of long term sick holidays ?'
"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."
Tags:sick, off sick, sickness, ill, illness, call off sick, call in sick, depress, depressed, depression, apathy, lack of interest, lack of enthusiasm, unenthusiastic, lack of concern, unconcerned, bore, bored, boring, miserable, misery, unhappy, unhappiness, mental health, mental health awareness, stagnant, passive, passiveness, uninterested, repeat, routine, routines, monotony, monotonous, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, poor excuse, poor excuses, can't be bothered
'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with some kind of bug.'
'Welcome back, Cathy! Here are your phone messages!'
"We apologize – our normal sketch artist is out with the flu."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, police station, police stations, witness, witnesses, witness statement, witness statements, sketch artist, sketch artists, artist, artists, bad art, bad artist, bad artists, stick figure, stick figures, artists likeness, artists likenesses, off sick, sick leave, flu, off with the flu
'You let nine employees go home because they got 'sick to their stomaches'?! This is OUR PRODUCT, you idiot!'
"I won't be in today - I'm too happy!"
Tags:good mood, good moods, happy, happiness, work environment, work environments, workplaces, sick day, sick days, ill day, ill days, truants, excuses, playing hookey, skivving off, skiving off, unauthorized absence, unauthorised absence, unauthorized absences, unauthorised absences, workplace, off sick, absence, excuse, wagging it, truant, truancy, hookey, day off, bunking off
"Well we can rule out overwork."
"By the way, while you were off sick we located the bottle neck."
'We don't have a sick leave policy. However, if you die, you leave everything to us.'
So what excuse are you going to give me about missing work THIS TIME?
If only we could find a REASON for the increase in sickness levels!
'Mr. Dunleavy won't be in today... he says he couldn't get his mojo working.'
"It's the new regulatory body" 'Ofsick'
'J.B. is out with the flu. Until he returns, he wants you to know you still have his ear.'
'Where's Neville today?'
'You have a bug, but it's not one that's been going round.'
'Mr Gripeworthy, Madam? He's off with earache.'