Psychiatrist's Couch Cartoons and Comics

"Funny you should day that."

'Every time I try to get in touch with my inner self, she's out to lunch.'

"People are crazy."

'I'm sure Mister Right will come along someday...until then, I guess I'll just stay married.'

'I want to be what I was, when I wanted to be what I am now.'

'I have this overwhelming urge to clobber somebody.'

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

Chasing your tail

Emotional Baggage Handler

'Isn't this better than lying on that musty old couch in my office?'

'My wife ran off with my best friend...I really miss him.'

'Listen!...Do you mean to tell me that you can't hear that laugh track?'

'Everyone wants to put me back in the bottle!'

'-and I've stopped talking to myself-I can't think of anything to say.'

'Business is booming...come in.'

'Your son wants to know if he can borrow the couch tonight.'

"...and what are your earliest memories?"

"Have you considered laughing into the abyss?"

"Of course you're not a failure - lots of people don't know how to tweet."

"I've noticed an improvement in all my patients since I got the bouncy couch."

"Thanks for switching. My back was killing me."

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"