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"I think they were a civilization that celebrated middle age!"
"It's pro-active, Stan. I'm leaving you before you become a midlife male sleazeball creep."
"Oh, Marty! Our first gray hair!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, gray hair, gray hair, going gray, going grey, hair, middle age, middle aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis
"I never think of you, as, like, old, Jack. I think of you as, like, retro."
Tags:modern, modernity, modernize, modern world, modern life, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, mid life, midlife, mid-life, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, retro, out of fashion, old, older, age, ageing, aged, growing old, getting old, mutton dressed as lamb, euphemisms, implied, implication, flatter, flattery, golddigger, gold-digger, taking advantage, club, clubs, clubbing, date, dates, dated, word play, play on words, word-play
Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?
"I used to be innocent. Then I was naive. Now I'm just dumb."
Tags:psychology, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, innocent, innocence, naive, gullible, dumb, stupid, intelligence, ego, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-worth, self-value, mental health, worry, worries, worrying, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, mental health, decline, declines, declining, deteriorate, deteriorates, deteriorating, deterioration, devolve, devolves, devolving, devolution, middle age, middle-aged, midlife crisis
"In the last few months, Matthew has gone on twenty-four-hour alert for signs of aging."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, beauty, attractiveness, youth, ging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, old, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, signs of aging, signs of ageing, 24 hour, twenty-four hour, alert, alerts, emergency, emergencies, vanity, vain, ego, egotistical, egotistic, wrinkle, wrinkles
"No, we're not getting any younger, but why, pray tell, is that such a revelation to us?"
"He's running late this morning. He unexpectedly snapped out of denial."
Tags:denial, in denial, late for work, morning, mornings, monday, mondays, monday morning, monday mornings, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, middle age, middle aged, getting old, getting older, ageing, crisis, existential crisis, running late, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, sick day, sick days, sick leave, sickie, sickies, the inevitability of death
"Read it in the hollow, affectless voice of a man with nothing left to lose, Daddy."
Tags:dad, dads, father, fathers, midlife, midlife crisis, dissatisfied, dissatisfaction, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, read, reads, reading, read aloud, reads aloud, reading aloud, daughter, daughters, sad, sadness, depressed, depression, hollow voice, hollow voices, monotone, monotones, monotonous, soothe, soothes, soothing, relax, relaxes, relaxing, request, requests
"Please--if my wife still loved me, would she have let me buy this motorcycle?"
Tags:motorcycle, motorcycles, motor bike, motor bikes, motorcyclist, motorcyclists, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, middle aged, middle age, middle-aged, middle-age, mid life crisis, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, infidelity, infidelities, unfaithfulness, philandering, philanderer, philanderers, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties, may-december romance, may december romance, may-december, trophy girlfriend, trophy girlfriends, aging, aged, retired, retire
"Hey! Forget your troubles. Come on, get happy!"
"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."
Tags:midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, peter principle, ceiling, ceilings, competent, competence, incompetent, incompetence, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporate culture, corporation, corporations, megacorporation, megacorporations, white collar job, white collar jobs, office drone, office drones
"Did you say 'trick'? Maybe that's it. Maybe it's just been one long, horrible trick."
Tags:trick or treat, trick or treaters, trick or treater, halloween, halloween tradition, halloween traditions, midlife crisis, midlife crises, breakdown, breakdowns, nervous breakdown, nervous breakdowns, mental health, mental ill health, mental health issues, desperation, desperate, life, hard life, hardship, hardships
"Walter has decided to add years to his life."
Tags:medical, medicine, weight, overweight, fat, obese, obesity, obesity crisis, unhealthy, health, exercise, exercising, fitness, working out, losing weight, getting in shape, get in shape, weight-loss, weightloss, watch weight, add years, lose years, life, age, aging, ageing, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, mid-life crisis, midlife crisis, old age, getting older, getting old, growing old, growing older, extend your life, add years to your life
"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."
Tags:midlife crisis, midlife crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, middle age, middle aged, anniversary, anniversaries, ten year anniversary, ten year anniversaries, bike, bikes, motorbike, motorbikes, motorcycle, motorcycles, biker, bikers, biking, age, ages, ageing, aging, mourn, mourns, mourning, grow old, grows old, growing old, lost youth
"You look good, Al, in a midlife-crisis-y sort of way."
"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, retiring, quitting, leaving, job, jobs, career, careers, career change, career changes, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, music, band, bands, rock group, rock groups, rock band, rock bands, musician, musicians, dream, dreams, dreamer, dreamers, goal, goals, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged
"I think I've lost a step with age. Instead of suing I usually just wind up counter suing."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, law, legal, lawsuit, lawsuits, countersuit, countersuits, counterclaim, counterclaims, counter suing, suing, litigation, litigious, losing touch, old age, aging, ageing, growing old, getting old, getting older, growing older, middle age, mid-life crisis, midlife crisis
"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."
Tags:midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, ageing, age, aged, growing, growing older, growing old, retire, retired, retiring, retirement, crises, personal, problem, problems, car, cars, catchphrase, ad, ads, advertisements, time, time passes, fast, fleeting
"No, I like my job. I like my apartment. I like my friends. I like our relationship. I'm just not sure I like what it all adds up to."
Tags:apartment, apartments, job, jobs, unhappy, unhappiness, depressed, depression, depressing, privilege, privileged life, life of privilege, add up, adds up, adding up, meaning of life, life, lifestyle, lifestyles, bewildered, bewildering, midlife crisis, midlife crises, job, jobs, career, careers, family, families, superficial, superficiality, mask, masks, masking
"I'm going to need a hug, Maurice - it's from the A.A.R.P."
Tags:aarp, middle life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, hug, hugs, cuddle, cuddles, comfort, comforting, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, ageing, aging, ageing process, depressed, depression, hugging, wife, wives, husband, husbands, married life, rite of passage, rites of passage, elderly, lobby, american association of retired persons, retirement, retirements, retired, retirement age
"Something life affirming. On the rocks."
"Their rut looks like a lot more fun than our rut."
Tags:rut, ruts, middle age, middle aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, let down, let downs, comparison, comparisons, escalator, escalators, self comparison, self comparisons, rat race, the rat race, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs
"Can Mommy borrow your baby-blue pinafore tonight, sweetie?"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, daughter, daughters, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, mother-daughter relationships, fashion, styles, clothes, clothing, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, women's fashion, women's clothing, women's clothes, womenswear, little girl, pinafore, childish, immature, young, youth, age, borrow, borrowing, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, girl's clothes, girl's clothing, girl's fashion, women, woman, girl, girls